Leigh Holmes Foster

Just had to go grab a few last moving boxes, and the (very sweet) older woman ringing me up wanted to know if I was moving home from my freshman year of college... So never fear, this 34 year old mother of two with her PhD has ✨still got it✨

Fully migrated to bsky.app/profile/lshfos… 👋🏼

This hot take from the guy who nearly wet himself when seeing someone wear a mask outside. 👌🏼

@clhubes We potty trained our second younger than anticipated, I think because of those conversations about how we *had* to change her diapers, and when she could put her pee in the potty we wouldn’t have to anymore 😅

@NicoleAMaines We’ve all been burned by starting an unfinished fic before 😔 condolences 🙏🏼😅

We hope you have been enjoying this magically ✨sapphic summer✨ & are ready to splash into season 8! Tune in to hear all about Leigh’s love for the Olympics, Ellie’s experience at Lollapalooza, & what we have planned for the upcoming season. ❤️🧡🩷🤍

On the left, a NYT article from June 2020. On the right, a journal article from June 2024. We know, we’ve known, we knew. We still infected all the kids and continue to reinfect all the kids to this day.

You’re not *born* gay. Someone buys you the teeny lesbian pajama set at Old Navy and you *become* gay.

It’s just wild to post something trying to sarcastically show how “obvious” a rule is, by ✨immediately✨ pointing out how that rule fails in easily identifiable ways that everyone can understand. 🤷🏻‍♀️

What’s amazing about posts like this is how they’re *so close* to the point and still can’t see it staring them in the face. If you tried to define humans by saying they can *only* have 5 fingers, or *must* have 5, surely any moron could see the problem, and yet…

@TaughtToProfit @racheline_m @1goodtern Because it’s most effective for a sick person to wear a mask to reduce the amount of virus they breathe into the air. This was the old graphic that made the rounds for months when people still followed any mitigation steps.

@racheline_m @1goodtern Since you don't seem hateful like some of the other maskers wishing me death for criticism of masking, I will ask you, if your mask protects you, then why do other people need to wear masks? Those who are concerned can wear their masks and those who are not can not.

I got pulled aside again this morning and asked yet again when I'm going to stop masking. I replied that we're literally in a covid wave right now and there are people in the faith community who literally came today while literally sick with Covid. And the person looked at me like I had a tentacle growing out of my forehead.

Hi #writingcommunity I’m Shelly! I’m a lawyer and an author of really gay books & short stories! 🌈 NIGHT OF THE LIVING QUEERS: out now! THE HOUSE WHERE DEATH LIVES: Aug 6th! BREWED WITH LOVE: Jan 14th! GR: shorturl.at/uRDoR or Preorder: shellypage.com/brewed-with-lo…

“None of your problems are because of the engorged, insatiable parasite draining all the nutrients and water from your body. Your declining health is probably a poor person’s fault”

Lawrence’s *children* gonna be calling out of work sick from this burn

The time has come to set sail once more as our heroes embark on the Journey to the Heart! ⛵️ You may think you know the story, but there are many paths to the Heart. Tune in to see where these alternate paths will lead the ABCs as they uncover the mysteries of soulmarks.

Get ready to come out (at the) ball gay-me! That's right, fruits, it's finally time to talk about the 2022 series A League of Their Own 🍑⚾️. Stick around after to hear our brand new song Baseball Diamonds (Are A Girl's Best Friend) written by @lshfoster. #aloto #leagueonprime

@retrobinkie @HawkenSR @tgdeceiver @JohnGuaido69 “Soup kitchens are punishments for the wealthy” - a genius on Twitter

@HawkenSR @tgdeceiver @JohnGuaido69 Yes, it is. Giving it to one over another is of course a punishment for the one who was passed over. By definition

My brother's childhood friend just inherited a modest suburban CA ranch home from his grandfather and now his boomer uncles arent speaking to him or his mom and are threatening to take them to court because they wanted to rent that home out, both are already landlords.

@LauraMiers @robyn_rainbow @dianaberrent I know this is a super old post, but curious if you and your kids ever had any improvement with the anosmia?

@robyn_rainbow @MindOverColor @dianaberrent Sadly, it’s from Covid. We all got it in February 2020. I got LongCovid, & my kids have symptoms too, just not as dramatic as mine. Our sense of smell just never returned. The loss of smell & taste was COMPLETE. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever experienced.

“A new paper published this week in the journal JAMA Otolaryngology–Head & Neck Surgery estimates that up to 1.6 million people in the United States lost their sense of smell for at least six months as a result of a Covid-19 infection.” smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/up-…

@LissaJoStewart If only the woman with ✨more money than god✨ could find a red skirt somewhere, but alas!