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Project Hail Mary Au Ideas Master thread

@_baitjiji RIGHT omg it’s so bad 😭

@lstTurtle And the way it never has ANY subtlety in what it is trying to show the reader; I was reading one on ao3 abt strattland from the crew's pov it was SO ASS

You know how I can immediately tell if someone used Ai to write? That shit is So Ass it tries to drop too many “mic drop” moments and the text comes out as overly cliche 😭. Also it has such short sentences????

anyways #drivinglessons where grace convinces driver to ride on his bike with him. driver looping his arms around grace's waist and leaning against his back, both of them feeling the crisp breeze against their faces as grace pedals, their laughter carried away by the wind...

@Crimson_Sbird The exact train of thought was “watches intense edit, pauses and tilts head.* Aloud; “SURELY someone has written these two kissing?” LOW AND BEHOLD

@lstTurtle my mans, you're so cooked. Star wars in 2026 is crazy best of luck 😭😂

@Crimson_Sbird ITS SO BAD — IVE NEVER EVEN WATCHED STAR WARS

@lstTurtle LMFAOOO HYPERFIXATION ++

@Crimson_Sbird I saw an AnakinXObi Wan edit on TikTok and it ruined my life and I promptly descended into the depths of madness and wrote 20k for a smuggler!AnakinxJedi!Obiwan au and lowkey forgot about everything else in this world 😭 (I am still writing this au.)

@lstTurtle actually fr. (also did you get twitter jailed i havent seen you online much. all good?)

@Crimson_Sbird The way it always tries to make some cool plot twist and it’s just cringy as hell. It also sometimes tries to insert random “funny comments” that legit make no sense 😭

@lstTurtle ABSOLUTELY. it's such a dead give away.

Guys I actually had to do so much research for this ngl

This Star Wars fanfic shit is easy as hell actually. (Part of an au where Anakin and Ahsoka never joined the Jedi and run a smuggling business.)

Compromise #projecthailmary

@RedRobinLittle I WISH

@lstTurtle Will it involve Grace wearing the scandalous Princess Leia getup? 👀

Guys I have terrible news — I just came up with the most Sickeningly good Star Wars au. Someone shoot me an I gonna have to watch all the Star Wars movies 😭

@lstTurtle unfortunately you do have to watch all the movies and the tv shows and the cartoons and read the comics and-

I’ve avoided them for so long . . .

@tunariceball Not at him sitting there contemplating your betrayal 😭

Woke up to see my plush on the floor like this😭😭 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUSH YOU OFF

Inquisitor Court in the Star Wars AU leading the Purge Troopers hunting down Colt and Ryland send tweet

'whats your fanfic pet peeve' this 'whats your fanfic pet peeve' that. STOP IT RIGHT NOW. what is your fave little thing that fic writers do?

@ockleibi When they get super into a scene and their writing changes JUST slightly and suddenly it’s like you’re there in the scene with the characters and you know the writer had absolutely fallen into The Zone™️. I love it so much.

@tunariceball I’d say a combo of Lars and Court tbh — it can be achieved.

I would jump on the "what rygos character do I give off" train but I #fear that I haven't been in the fandom long enough to show enough personality