Santana

real.

@FirstSquawk Who the fuck is he, Bill Lumberg?

Secretary of State Marco Rubio said the U.S expects Iran's response to its latest peace proposal by the end of the day

@PaperRuby2 @allan_cheapshot I love that his gimmick was gonna be Christian Chris.

@allan_cheapshot I love that he imagined himself weight mogging Owen

A picture that Chris Jericho drew in high school, dreaming of being tag champs with Owen Hart.

@FirstSquawk Idk tell me

WHO reports six confirmed hantavirus cases tied to Spain-bound cruise

@Punished_Jess @Nate_moseby bernie bros put the nail in the coffin

537 votes in florida put us on track for this shitshow 25 years ago

@sharkatek @otokyo__ Shit. Was Ween there?

Watching the smoke off in the distance while eating a lovely breakfast at my favorite breakfast nook overlooking the Delaware River in New Hope, PA. The went to RICE's market to buy a turtle. While there, I enjoyed the fucking New Yorkers jamming up the phones lines and running around screaming in that fucking shrill New York whiney voice. Got my turtle, went home, in New Hope, laid by the pool, and enjoyed a beautiful afternoon in the Sun.

Who remembers what they were doing the morning of 9/11?

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to do anymore

Lowest on record. Read that again.

In the end, it was Trump who Californiaed my Texas.

i know the giants drafted him but this dude was making videos with a certain disgraced long island ducks pitcher for YEARS. not a fan of seeing him around the ballpark

BREAKING: Michael Burry says the market today feels like 'the last months of the 1999-2000 bubble'

What the fuck is this shit

My favorite comedians: jelly roll and bill simmons

@FirstSquawk The worst shits you’ll ever have

NOROVIRUS OUTBREAK REPORTED ONBOARD THE CARIBBEAN PRINCESS CRUISE SHIP, WITH 115 PEOPLE FALLING SICK AMONG MORE THAN 3,100 PASSENGERS NOROVIRUS IS A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS THAT CAUSES VOMITING AND DIARRHEA, OFTEN SPREADING QUICKLY IN CROWDED ENVIRONMENTS

@FirstSquawk Republicans are so good at this

U.S. JOB GROWTH HAS COLLAPSED — AVERAGE MONTHLY JOB CREATION HAS FALLEN BELOW 20,000, MARKING THE WEAKEST LABOR MARKET SINCE THE 2020 AND 2008 CRISES

@FirstSquawk Oh my God Tung Tung Tung Sahur is the next coronavirus

SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW CORONAVIRUS IN BATS IN THAILAND THAT MAY HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO INFECT HUMANS, ACCORDING TO A STUDY LED BY A UNIVERSITY OF TOKYO VIROLOGIST

🐐 ALERT

@MediumSizeMeech He’s Cook’d.

What do you call “twink death” for a shitty comedian who used to be kinda hot?

@JoshuaShaneBer1 @Cultaholic Is that Tung Tung Tung Sahur if he was a person?

@Cultaholic Kinda reminds me of someone.... 🤔

Teddy Long has shared a photo showing The Undertaker with a new look.