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Time to talk about this one. CopyFail (CVE-2026-31431) — a 732-byte Python script that roots every Linux distro shipped since 2017. 🧵

You don’t need a front yard Most people don’t use theirs You need direct entry to the highway access road to shorten your commute This amenity instantly improves your quality of life

Oracle is confirmed cutting 20,000-30,000 jobs but sources inside are saying the real number is closer to 45,000 I'm hearing this isn't just about AI data center costs Word is they've been running pilot programs with AI agents doing database administration work for 8 months One source told me a team of 47 DBAs in Austin got replaced by 3 senior architects plus automated Oracle Cloud Infrastructure management The agents are handling routine maintenance, performance tuning, backup verification - stuff that used to require armies of L4 and L5 engineers Internal metrics show the AI systems are catching 94% of database issues before human intervention needed But here's the terrifying part: they're not just cutting the obvious roles I'm hearing entire solution engineering teams are getting eliminated - the people who customize implementations for enterprise clients Apparently the new AI workflow can generate custom database schemas and migration plans in 6 hours instead of 6 weeks One insider said they watched a 12-person team that handled Fortune 500 implementations get told their roles were "redundant effective immediately" The severance packages are allegedly massive - 18 months salary plus equity vesting acceleration But that's because Oracle knows these people can't find equivalent work anywhere Every other enterprise software company is running the same playbook One source said it best: "We're not getting laid off, we're getting archived"

Several sightings of Bigfoot reported in Portage County, Ohio

South Carolina's boating industry generates $6.5 BILLION in annual economic impact and supports 27,100+ jobs statewide. We introduced the No Tax on Boat Loan Interest Act of 2026. If you can deduct interest on your car loan, you should be able to deduct interest on your boat loan. We're saving you money. SOUTH CAROLINA STRONG.

Median individual incomes, adjusted for cost-of-living, is probably a better way of viewing this than GDP. The plains indeed do well, but so do the northeast and the mountain states.