Luca

It took a long time, but it's finally here. My #football blog debuts.eu is online! I'd like to start off by advertising my interview with "Der Professor" #RalfRangnick about his endless knowledge of talent. Read the full interview here: debuts.eu/part-1-a-conve…

@PartyInMyTummy_ I can do both

Desperately want to say I miss you to my ex. Someone kidnap me or shoot me or something 🤮

The racists who want immigrants to go back. Never consider the reality and the impact it would have on their lives. The NHS would collapse overnight, care homes would be way under staffed, and schools would struggle because of the lack of teachers. Etc.

"This is the tenth year I have read this list" Safeguarding Minister Jess Phillips reads names of women killed by men over the last year in the UK It takes her more than four minutes bbc.in/3Dnx41J

Just heard a Welsh child ask what London is, St. David will have a bash tomorrow

Sometimes I do think miracles are real. I was thinking about a Lidl cheese twist, went on the app and spun for my free bakery item and low and behold: free cheese twist.

“you’re so funny” thanks! i’m splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless, excellent fun till you get to know her

How did we go from Brat Summer to Hitler Winter

Decided to take a bath despite not liking them to feel less ill and have woken up with the WORST rash. I feel vindicated in my dislike

“you’re so funny” thanks! i was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere, fell behind all my classmates and i ended up here

@WotanPrince Wait is this not taught in the UK?

Nothing worse than opening a pack of root vegetable crisps and realising it's 95% parsnip

Accidentally quoted Taylor Swift in my first therapy session and now we're using "still at the restaurant" as a metaphor for my life

@PartyInMyTummy_ "So I hit this guy..."

I don’t think many people can handle my rewind of 2024. 🫠

@PartyInMyTummy_ Merry Christmas you gorgeous girlie 💕

Fabulous Christmas Dinner 🎄✅ Wallace & Gromit 🎄✅ Gavin & Stacey Finale 🎄✅ Happy 2024 my loves xxx

Christmas Eve had reached its peak. I played the TTPD set Roomba

Amazed every time how bad people's BO can already be this early in the morning

Donald Trump is @TIME magazine’s Person of the Year. Here’s ours. Who got it right?

Türchen 12🎅 Gewinne zwei Tickets für das DFB-Pokal Finale der Männer! 💥💪🏽 So einfach nimmst du teil: 1. Folgt @DFB_eSports! 2. Likt den Beitrag! 3. Kommentiert mit "Finale"! 4.Retweetet diesen Beitrag! Das Gewinnspiel endet am 19.12.2024, um 23:59 Uhr. Der/Die Gewinner/in wird per Direktnachricht kontaktiert. Die Teilnahme ist ab 18 Jahren und mit Wohnsitz in Deutschland möglich. Viel Glück! ☘️ Weitere Teilnahmebedingungen: dfb.de/teilnahmebedin…. Datenschutzhinweise: dfb.de/datenschutzerk… Das Gewinnspiel steht in keinem Zusammenhang mit X und wird in keiner Weise von X gesponsert, unterstützt oder organisiert. Ansprechpartner und Verantwortlicher ist allein der DFB. Der Rechtsweg ist ausgeschlossen.

@DFB_eSports Finale! 🇩🇪

How does the UK still get away with giving out my tickets for trains than they have seats