Luchini Bongo
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My mum is crashing out
Apparently, my mum and dad agreed to increase the house rent from 450k to 700k because "things are expensive now."
So my mum told my dad she should break the news to the tenants the next day. He said no problem.
The next day, my dad spoke to the tenants: some begged to pay 500k this year and start the new rate next year. He agreed, but one tenant refused. She said the country is hard, her business isn't making sales, and pleaded with my dad to allow her pay 450k this year, then pay the new rent next year.
After much begging, my dad agreed but he didn't tell my mum, maybe he forgot.
My mum found out last night and has been crashing out ever since she woke up . Now she keeps going on about "unity between husband and wife" and how my dad doesn’t love or value her opinion 😂
Omo, my dad is trying to explain, but she's not listening. According to her, we're the only ones in Port Harcourt taking 450k for a one-bedroom.
So please, if you're in Port Harcourt, tell me: how much is a one-bedroom flat in your area? I need numbers to console my mum 😭
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@mariolexxx It's not an ample amount but It's sufficient! Don't be inconsiderate 🙁
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Talk about men are not the enablers, I was in the hostel one evening like that when a girl next to me was on the phone with a guy
Shouting and demanding only to say:
“If you can’t run it, another guy will so no stress me” and just hung up!
I first look her face
At first, I thought she was joking… but she wasn’t. I could literally hear the entitlement in her voice. I tried to step in, telling her, “That kind thing no good… you shouldn’t talk like that.”
I dey try advice am, I never even land before her phone buzzed.
Alert.
Money don drop.
Na so she smiled, turned to me, and said,
“Na you dey do ‘good girl’.”
The guy dey even call back she said she no go pick, say she go do small shakara make he no think say nah the money change her mind.
Since then, i no dey rate men that simp again, in fact they irritate my guts 🚮
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@LanaSparkXoxo I'd rather tie you down. Are you down for some "BDSM" shiit😁
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@LuLusN00dOasis2 If only I could see your face, I probably would 😁
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