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My two personalities

But we got to see Cassie’s titties every episode 🤣 they have no shame

Happy 48th Birthday to the scream queen, Justin Long!

Cuando terminas de llorar y te miras en el espejo

The cast of ‘SCARY MOVIE’ seen “hotboxing” in Times Square.

fentanyl does kill. stop taking these pills, stop doing coke. sam levison did a lot of fucked up shit this season but the thing he got right is how fentanyl is taking everyone and everything n he took a major tv show to highlight how bad the problem is getting

when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important

never take being mobile for granted. pick up some weights, ride your bike, take a walk, go for a run. be kind to your body by taking care of it while you can.

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

life is hard but at least I don't have a baby with my ex

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?” me in 2010:

I love playing match maker

My fur babies said it was x worthy 🫦

Cancel summer im still fat

Why the f*ck is it so hard to find real passionfruit