LUCYbutonlysometimes

@stylesjost Idk who you are but it's RainbowSorryWhen

WHATS THE CODE FOR DODIE PRESALE TORONTO

@doddleoddle @BBCR1 @jackxsaunders Hehe I can't wait

Just poppin in to let u know imma be on @BBCR1 tonight from 10pm UK time! Chatting to @jackxsaunders for his Under The Influence feature :D noice

@writerbritnim @hankgreen I don’t think she has twitter but I tagged her in the TikTok I made lol

@lucyandthings @hankgreen Someone tell Sydney

Do we actually need to explain to these jackasses that the reason the USA works is because we collectively have faith in strong institutions and casting doubt on the democratic process for political gain is way more "soviet" than any form of socialism ever suggested by the left?

@savannaspear @doddleoddle No I'm not okay

If She by @doddleoddle is on your receiptify, are you good?

@realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up then

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” – Walt Disney

@animalcrossimg That is an insult to Dwight

just put isabelle’s stapler in jello

@spxrksflys She never ceases to disappoint

what the f\/ck

The quote "When the looting starts, the shooting starts" originated by a racist white Miami police chief named Walter Headley who targeted black people in 1967 ahead of the Republican convention. Donald Trump used the same line tonight to threaten to shoot his own citizens.

This is so sickening, dude BEEN a killer

@ScoobyD00Snacks 420 babyyyyy

@spxrksflys Quick reminder

i’m beginning to forget what my friends look like no lie

@Ez4u2say_Janis @TorontoStar I once called in because my dad had just been hospitalised and I was very distressed and wanted to go see him, the supervisor immediately told me I either needed to find someone myself to cover my shift or show up and not see my dad. I was 17

truly ahead of their time

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

the bi sit

One of my resolutions was ‘avoid drama’ and I’m pretty certain I broke this around 00:01 on 1/1/19 oops

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.

As the sun sets on today, we want to thank everybody for the amazing outpouring of love and support today. We feel it.

"Burger King says sorry for offering women prize for getting pregnant by World Cup players" twitter.com/i/events/10096…