ACTION AGAINST HOLIDAY CARAVAN PARKS!

Dear Prime Minister & Home Secretary, I hope this letter finds you well, fully caffeinated, and in possession of a calculator. I’m writing with what I believe is a modest, fiscally responsible proposal. I understand the Government is offering up to £40,000 to certain individuals to voluntarily leave the United Kingdom. First of all — bold strategy. Nothing says “strong borders” quite like a cashback scheme. Now, I regret to inform you that I am, in fact, a fully tax-paying, law-abiding British citizen. I know — awkward. I appreciate this may disqualify me from the premium exit package, but I’m willing to negotiate. I would like to formally apply for £35,000 to leave. You see, unlike some applicants, I haven’t broken any laws to get here. I didn’t arrive by dinghy. I didn’t require processing, housing, or legal appeals. I’ve actually been funding the whole operation through PAYE for years — which I believe makes me a loyal shareholder in this enterprise. Given that you’re prepared to offer £40,000 for someone to depart voluntarily after entering illegally, I feel £35,000 for someone who’s been here legally all along represents excellent value for money. Think of it as a “Buy British, Get One Gone” discount. For £35,000 I will:    •   Leave quietly.    •   Not require a press conference.    •   Not demand a diversity officer to wave me off.    •   Even carry my own suitcase to the airport. I may also tweet a polite thank-you note on departure, praising the efficiency of the scheme. Frankly, it feels like I’ve misunderstood how incentives work in modern Britain. All these years I thought obeying the law, paying taxes, and contributing to society were the winning strategy. Turns out the real pro-move is to arrive unlawfully and wait for a loyalty bonus. Who knew? While British families are juggling rent, energy bills, and the weekly food shop like contestants on a dystopian game show, it’s reassuring to know the Treasury has located a spare £40,000 per head for voluntary goodbyes. May I ask — is there a points card? Ten years of National Insurance contributions and I get a free exit bonus? If so, I believe I’m overdue. In the spirit of fairness and fiscal responsibility, I am not even asking for the full £40,000. I’m trimming £5,000 off to help balance the books. That’s the kind of responsible budgeting I was raised on. If successful, I promise to:    •   Leave via a scheduled flight (economy is fine).    •   Not stage a protest on the runway.    •   And refrain from re-entering on a small boat to see if I qualify twice. All I ask is equal treatment. If departure is now a funded career pathway, I would very much like to submit my CV. Yours in hopeful relocation, A slightly confused taxpayer

cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-… @CaroleKeeble @lucylocket61

@nwlvoter @ABridgen You are clearly a member of the ‘muppets r us’ party! Go leave the real stuff to the grown ups!

@ABridgen But as a matter of interest how many of those followers joined whilst you were the sitting MP. At least 200k ? FWIW, Daid Icke has over 808K, so you are not even half an Icke yet.

Message to all of my followers Together today we have just hit 350k followers. Thank you all from the bottom of my heart. We are in the battle of our lives , but what a time to be alive. We are seeing disclosure that no one would have imagined a few years ago. As they say ‘the truth is out there’ and it is being shown. Yours ever and God bless Andrew

Holiday Park Action Group, (HPAG), is a force to be reckoned with, and whilst those who could make change, turn their backs on so many people, we will NOT do that and we will FORCE change @Pt2537 @NCCLtd @BHHPA @HolidayAction @CMA @CTSI_UK @BBCNews @itvnews

HPAG have been approached by a Senior Executive of one of the large UK Holiday Park Operators, along with a number of smaller Independent Park Operators, with a view to introducing the necessary changes to reassure/protect consumers from the historic excesses of the sector.

Don’t miss Scams & Scandals @BBC 2 HOLIDAY PARKS EXPOSED - 7pm Monday 11th August 👊

The fact we have to take the fight to the London Courts and WIN shows you what a dispicable Industry this is. It also shows you that the people will NOT give up their rights, even if those who are supposed to uphold them, turn their backs!! @Pt2537 @BBCNews @lucy_parry

There have been two phrases uttered from the lips of Holiday Park salesmen, that Holiday Park Action Group considers perfectly sum up the malevolent and ruthless nature of this sector: “Covid is the best thing that ever happened” “We know where you are”

FRIDAY 13TH is often regarded as an unlucky date - but who will FRIDAY 13TH JUNE 2025 be unlucky for?? @Pt2537 #caravans #holidayparks #caravanparks #holidaylodges #caravanning #holidays #caravanlife

Don’t miss “Scams & Scandals” the Holiday Caravan Site industry Exposed!8pm Friday 13th June 2025 @BBCNews @BBCYorkshire

BEWARE!! Join 77,000+ on the ‘Holiday Park Action Group’ for the true experiences of this industry! Forget the sunshine and good times. Greed knows no boundaries! @Pt2537 @HolidayAction @Charlie45947579 @jaacq1 @ChirpyChet @LoveShackEssex @jacklesliehope

Don’t be fooled by the sales SPIN. You will be RINSED thoroughly on a REPEAT CYCLE and then HUNG OUT TO DRY. Join 77k HPAG members coming CLEAN about holiday parks DIRTY WASHING. @CMAgovUK @NCCLtd @BHHPA @CTSI_UK @Pt2537 @HolidayAction @CaravanTimes

@CaroleKeeble @HolidayAction Don't get conned by adverts selling overstocked holiday vans before checking out the action group.

Holiday Park Action Group legal action in the news! caravanclaims.co.uk @CaravanIndMag @HolidayAction

The reality of an industry that has let greed ruin it!

The 'Great British Holiday Parks' no longer exist! There is nothing 'Great' about them. They are no longer 'British', overseas Investers have swallowed them up. 'Holidays'? more like Residential Estates now with the mis-selling! We warned about this but greed turned them deaf!!!

The 'Great British Holiday Parks' no longer exist! There is nothing 'Great' about them. They are no longer 'British', overseas Investers have swallowed them up. 'Holidays'? more like Residential Estates now with the mis-selling! We warned about this but greed turned them deaf!!!

ITV - The 'Tonight' program: HOLIDAY HOMES - MIS-SOLD AND MISLED? Thursday, April 17th 20:30-21:00 @HolidayAction @ITVX @CaravanTimes

ITV - The 'Tonight' program: HOLIDAY HOMES - MIS-SOLD AND MISLED? Thursday, April 17th 20:30-21:00 @HolidayAction @ITVX @BHHPA @NCCLtd @CMAgovUK @CTSI_UK @NTS