Lucy

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Lucy

@lucythelesbean

fish want me. i fear women. they/them 🌈

Stuck in a baby swing Katılım Mayıs 2014

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·22 Kas

My mom: do you still want this old painting you did at three years old? The painting in question:

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·14 Ağu

Hold me like one of your grudges

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Hold me like one of your grudges

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suze maroney@HORRORGENRES·11 Ağu

i just know amanda lehan-canto would demolish an impression of her

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ayo edebiri’s home nation of ireland@shekeepsmeburn·28 Tem

forgot about dunkin and was trying really hard to figure out what boston has to do w lesbians

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m@msnetik·27 Tem

they were at Maureen’s protest

Kimberley Johnson@AuthorKimberley

Kamala and Doug when they were young.

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·28 Tem

To the fan at the USA women’s soccer Olympic game I just saw on TV wearing a boygenius shirt: how you doin?

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·28 Tem

If you’re in line to make a Paris Olympics/Ratatouille joke, stay in line !!

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·27 Tem

The Olympic event I am most looking forward to watching is “cooking with a rat on your head”

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Callum Asplen@callumasplen·26 Tem

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille

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Tom@tomrmartin·26 Tem

Found my new job, you guys.

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The Broadway Beat@BwayBeatNews·18 Tem

UPDATE: Nation Shaking Their Playbills, Hoping a Little Slip Falls Out

The Broadway Beat@BwayBeatNews

First Time for Everything? Nation Actually Begging Understudy to Go On

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·17 Tem

Camper (10 yo): I’m really good at scaring people Me: you can’t scare me Camper: *stares into my eyes* I know your boyfriend Nice try. Little does she know I am both chronically single and a lesbian.

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riley from hivemind@RileyJohnSavage·14 Tem

vincent van gogh to the polls

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Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋@StrictlyChristo·14 Tem

Sure, it's bad, but all I'm saying is we have to get over it.

Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 tweet media

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·14 Tem

We literally just want gun control (and a lot of other things but let’s focus on this right now)

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ashley liao (lee-ow)@ashleyjliao·14 Tem

the internet rn:

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Smartypants@SmartypantsDO·9 Tem

agree

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Stacy Cay@stacycay·11 Tem

Are these anything

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Lucy@lucythelesbean·10 Tem

@tomflood1 My first summer at camp the only letter I sent my parents said “I would be having fun, but I forgot to bring my swim goggles” I ended up going to that camp for 15 summers, including 6 summers as a counselor.

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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘@EmmaTolkin·9 Tem

Bridgit Mendler’s Wario

Organizermemes@OrganizerMemes

In a truly wtf moment I just learned that the actress who played the evil Eastern European exchange student in the Disney channel show Shake It Up, opposite Zendaya, is now Trump’s deputy comms director

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