Lucy

George Orwell originally envisioned Animal Farm as a computer animated film where they dance to Uptown Funk at the end, but he lacked the technology to achieve that.

this was a generational reading like he ate him up so bad here i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

As a farmer, I got screwed over by Farage’s nonsense Brexit promises but then actually believed him again when he made a load more promises a few years later”

Weed Pin is my generation’s Stairway to Heaven

this record is for the real ones

SPEED GEAR FOR THE TURNSTILE TOUR

Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I’m actually not allowed to do that

having a normal one

State your side

i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one

9 year old niece told me she thinks i’m cool - currently winning at life

forgive me father for i have synthed

call me turnstile the way i’m never enough