lucy zarns

hey the girls and I are going to be visited by Fruma-Sarah in a dream later if you’re interested

to manage your feeble attempts, tap My Attempts > Feeble

Basically what we’re gonna do is Dance

When i meet someone whos also from minnesota i start talking like we’re at a sleepover

done

sorry HGTV but I only recognize one Chip and Joanna pairing

It’s Adam and Eve, not Pasek and Paul

dad: hey champ… money’s tight rn so i dunno if we can afford christmas this year me: hell yeah bitch 🤙🤙 money is fucking tight af 🤑🤑🔥🔥💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💸💸💸💸💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

No one said bless you after I sneezed…, getting absolutely Giacomo’d over here

journaling in the light of my Christmas tree

@mmmmalright Is this the 30 rock ep

James Acaster❤️

holidays are all about driving 30 minutes past your high school to a house with a landline

@hipearlrose Pearl I appreciate what ur doing but the wicked witch of the WEST is good, miss East can get stuffed / house crushed !!!!!!!!!!!

@sweetbbjame JAMES STANLEY STEALS JOKES FROM *WOOOOOMEEEEEEEEN*

@sweetbbjame WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Went to Chicago

Everybody hawks everybody hawks everybody hawks tuah much

@sweetbbjame 🎩

Me filling her in on the gc lore

@hipearlrose I for one am thrilled to have photographic evidence of my Most Hungover Day

I didnt realize they were takinf headshots at the festival that day, normally Id shower and try to look nice but you work w what you got