Gomolemo Sebogwa

Today's forecast: Partly drunk with an 80% chance of political arguments, sarcasm and meltdowns. Also, pizza.

GOAL! Barcelona 3-0 Man. City (Messi *hat-trick* 69) #UCL

10's on my feet 🏌

Patrice Evra on Instagram.

"I hope United get Pogba, he's not even that good"

In the words of @bennimccarthy17 Vamos Portugal Caralho #SSFootball

Ronaldo has joined Michel Platini as the top overall Euro record holder with 9 goals. #EURO2016

PORTO !!!!!!🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹 #EURO2016

#truth Don't be convinced

Insulting women ensures youre not likely to get one, assoul.

Twitter...where unexpected friendships form yet we keep it our dirty little secret

I'm great in bed when I'm asleep.

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In the 80s, Brazilian was just a country in South America.