Ludo Bagman

Jonas Gray

Brandon LaFell

Eddie Royal

@hewhozuckspints Nailed it

What I like about drinking celcius is I never know what’s going to happen, am I going to get a smooth buzz? Is it going to put me to sleep? Will I die? Will I go insane? The rest of my day hinges on the whim of a benevolent celcius god

@NicholasGanats1 @hewhozuckspints @owenpit3 Ya zo. Zip it bucko

@hewhozuckspints @owenpit3 @ludobag Apple Music!?!

Starting a new thing called super slow saturdays, I’m just driving to every errand/appointment on the schedule today as slow as I can, I’m talking like 20 km/h. So if you see a black 2011 honda pilot touring crawling along the road, blame #superslowsaturdays

@owenpit3 @Ziggys_Duck

Shot and a beer, Dolores

@hewhozuckspints 😂

I send upwards of 20 tweets to my GC that they will now never receive thanks to the message bug. Will Elon be compensating me for the 😂’s that were lost?!

If I’m behind you on an escalator, walk!

@hewhozuckspints :0

I never finished shogun

Wild to me that you need 12+ character passwords with special letters to log into a streaming service yet bank pins are the same 4 numbers you choose when you’re 12

@hewhozuckspints Niche travel tweet. Very nice

Brother you are in 31F, maybe skip the rimowa next time

Unfortunately this says nothing about the women’s game just male horniness

GOOD GOD, THAT’S RUSSILLO’S MUSIC!!

A lot of people are talking about how hot Helly R from Severance is. But not enough people are talking about how hot Helly R from Severance is.

@hewhozuckspints An avenue for fixings

Baked potatoes are so overrated

A 10 min opening segment on “am I gonna let the Clippers/Zion trick me again” Capped off by this beauty The historic run by @ryenarussillo continues!

@TheCinesthetic Come and See bog scene

Name the most hard-to-watch scene you've ever seen in a film.

@hewhozuckspints Wow

As I’ve matured as a dart hacker I’ve determined that regular sized is superior to king size. King size is extravagant and wasteful, oozes bourgeoisie

Me when I get whiskey dick but still want her to have fun:

@grok show me Patrick Ewing in 4k