Shawn Micheals

#BlackMamba we'll miss you

@ghoulhag What’s a good ocean/summer cologne for men I should cop for this summer?

Stopped a man on the street to ask what perfume he was wearing, I tried to ignore it but the waft of slightly burnt vanilla and cardamom would have left me wondering if I didn’t, can’t believe I sacrificed my dignity for this

Her side nigga

je le comprends imagine t’es un musicien à l’époque et tes concurrents directs sortent ça on a random tuesday de quoi se CHIER dessus je pleure

it’s time to start slapping niggas when they say mj the goat over bron im sorry

BRO WHAT JUST HAPPENED

🚨🗣️ Luis Díaz: "When I was young, I had an Argentina jersey, and I told my friends that Messi gave it to me, and They all believed me because I was their leader and knew football very well. When I met Messi, I asked him for his jersey and told him the story. He said to me, 'Bring me that jersey so I can sign it and turn the lie into the truth, and now you'll have a real one! He also asked me for my jersey. When I gave it to him, he jokingly said, 'Tell your friends that Messi asked for your jersey!' He was very humble and shy. He has always been my idol."

I miss Nunez

do you understand how insane it is that the league leader in fast break points an the oldest player in the league are the same person

@NBAdoPovo Real Madrid doctors working on my goat 💔🥀 he’s cooked

ATENÇÃO Segundo os jornais da Eslovênia, Luka Doncic foi para a Espanha onde realizou terapias com células-tronco sob supervisão do médico espanhol Javier Barrio, que trabalha para o seu ex-clube Real Madrid. Após concluir a primeira série de terapias, Dončić viajou para Liubliana, na Eslovênia, para visitar as suas duas filhas, que não via há vários meses. Os Lakers apoiaram a decisão, reconhecendo que o bem-estar mental da sua estrela é tão importante quanto o físico. Após esta breve estadia na Eslovénia, Dončić deverá voltar a Madrid para uma nova série de terapias, partindo depois para Los Angeles, onde se espera que ele volte no meio desta próxima semana

Salah has had comfortably the worst season of his Liverpool career and he still has 20 G/As. His worst is better than many players' best.

On the helicopter leaving the ship right now. This planet is impossibly beautiful from every altitude I’ve seen it…surface to 250,000 miles

THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED. EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT WELCOME HOME

my ultimate delusion is that i will win. not maybe, not someday, not if things go right. i will win, it’s a certainty. and there’s nothing in this world strong enough to convince me otherwise.

@Raws_LFC What has isak shown to deserve the spot over Ekitike at this point?

This needs to be our attack against PSG to stand a chance.

Thank you Mohamed Salah, for making us celebrate last season. This was mainly you. 🇪🇬👑

@LaurensJulien Class

Vitinha had been waiting 20 minutes by the side of the pitch that the Liverpool subs finished their fitness session on the pitch to swap his shirt with Trey Nyoni, who he promised to give his shirt to during the game! What a guy!

You have to walk around knowing you are that mf while also remembering that you are nobody who knows nothing. Highest levels of consciousness can simultaneously hold both.

If you put Suggs brain in a dog it would start mooing

@FabrizioRomano @ptgorst My future captain ❤️

🚨❤️ Dominik Szoboszlai: “I love being here. My family is happy, I love the club, I love the fans”. “I love to play for this club and that is it”, told @ptgorst.