Luke Dallimore

@gazzysmith Jeeeez he’s not gunna shag you

It’s easy to see why he was so successful, playing chess whilst everyone else was playing checkers!

These Coldplay concerts are getting outta hand.........

yep still funny twitter.com/alreadytaken74…

Why is this not going VIRAL🤷‍♀️🤣 Young lad from Youth Demand goes to Rishi Sunaks private lake on his £2MILLION mansion wearing a T-shirt saying Eat Shit Rishi Then takes a shit in his lake Media silent… #GeneralElection #TorySewageParty

Ed Davey says the government “don’t know where their arsehole is” to punters outside one of his locals Follow our election liveblog here express.co.uk/news/politics/…

Bon appétit Britain

This video pops into my brain every few months 😭🤣🤣🤣

@SwanseaCouncil can you explain what my council tax is actually used for, waste collections constantly missed and scenes like below seem all too common

@DaiOConnor @jones_mog So why do you keep leaving him over my house then

@jones_mog Yup,if one of my kids was drowning I'm not sure which one I would save first.....after the dog

Every day I go a 4 mile walk with my little doggie My step daughter kidnapped her yesterday for an overnight stay at her flat This mornings walk - alone - wasn’t the same 😞 She’ll be back with us later - none the wiser - sitting staring at me,stalking me even, to take her out

@Rob_Sidds @joe_edw27 @James1940 @WeHaveWaysPod And trying to get the male equivalent of up-skirts of me

@joe_edw27 @James1940 @WeHaveWaysPod You were too busy taking selfies to notice!

Holy moly! What’s happened to Arromanches?? ⁦@WeHaveWaysPod⁩

@BoshJaker @fesshole Is that an aus term ?

@lukedall @fesshole Nothing but facts & it stretches your weeto a bit better

When I shit I sit on the actual toilet, not up/down flap seat. I never tell people because they think I'm mad, but it's better. Lower down - better squat. Cleaner - because people never lift it up and piss all over it anyway. The nice cool ceramic feels good on my arse cheeks.

whoever came up with this shot needs a raise twitter.com/thexjoc/status…

@SwanseaCouncil My apologies I didn’t realise they hadn’t involved the council and had began work without any planning and permission from your side

@lukedall Hi Luke - the council does not have any roadworks on Mumbles Road at present, however Western Power Distribution and Welsh Water both have works at different parts of the street. There's some more detail on our RoadWatch page here: swansea.gov.uk/roadwatch

@SwanseaCouncil Fair play guys the carnage you’ve caused with the mumbles road is both infuriating and impressive

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with David Cameron, or chaos with Ed Miliband.

@dylzzzyyy Don’t even know what that is now

@lukedall Sad thing is you don’t have a clue what any of that meant except erect

Just witnessed 4 Swansea city council workers erect a 30 ft street light with a 2 ft level

“Dad what was gaming with the boys during covid like?”