Luke

@KylieJenner Pffffft. My boy does better.

@elenaxbrookss @fesshole Might be a woman…

I am shagging two of the neighbours, each without the other's knowledge. Thinking of adding a third. It is like skiing just ahead of an avalanche, being fully alive in the moment but it could end in disaster.

@_Afcbanks @SouthamptonFC Waaaaaaaayyyy

@SouthamptonFC Get our club out of your fu*king mouth

We had too much for an injury-plagued Arsenal 😉

arsenal haters don’t say anything just repost😂

@fesshole That’s why this was doomed to fail. The subtle pallet knows. Go to Clarkes family butchers in harworth and you’ll understand.

Resigned my job to write a book reviewing pork pies. I was 2 months into my research when I realised that no-one's going to drive from Truro to Rugby, even if there's a baker there doing an absolutely fabulous pie. They're all just pork and jelly in pastry, really.

@OfficialFPL Scoring against promoted teams. That’s why he was brought in. Huge mentality

@fesshole #conformitygate truthers got melted

Broke up with my long-term girlfriend that I live with yesterday. Told her it was because of her anger issues. Real factor that tipped the balance was the fact she got into the secret Stranger Things episode theory and stayed up til 1am thinking it would be released.

@markgoldbridge Why’s that not a red card?

Martinelli what a prat. Pushing a player off the pitch who might have a bad knee injury

@Bra_Qweku_____ @OfficialFPL No it’s purely on market economics. More purchases = price rise. More sells = price drops. Afcon players were exempt from price changes over this period.

@lukefellows @OfficialFPL Doesn’t make sense to me.. u thought players are awarded price raise for their good performances ..

Six prices rises to bring you on Sunday 🤑 🔴 Ekitike - £9.1m 👹 Cunha - £8.1m 🦁 Rogers - £7.4m 🔵 James - £5.7m 👹 Dalot - £4.5m 🏁 Miley - £4.5m

@Bra_Qweku_____ @OfficialFPL Bruno got injured and a lot of people replaced him with cunha

@OfficialFPL What has cunha done to deserve a price raise?

@indykaila Pursue Olise

Liverpool insider 🕵️‍♂️ “All parties from Liverpool at the table couldn’t get on the same page regarding Antoine Semenyo. The transfer was stalled five days ago.”

@EddieLiftsFX @jared_shult But could that be a form of long covid rather than the vaccine doing it.

@jared_shult I know 2 guys who can’t taste to this day One time he got drunk and thought he could taste and called us at 3am crying 😂 Sometimes it’s minor shit bro

I don’t know anyone

@OfficialFPL Goalkeeper saved it. Onto the post. Hits goalkeeper and goes in. Assist.

Goal - own goal (Johnstone) Assist - SAKA Arsenal 1-0 Wolves (70 mins) #FPL #ARSWOL

@jameswe81795877 @Gillinthehouse See this right here. Is nonsense. Two laps left no one expects them to restart that race after only letting the lapped cars go passed and not the rest of the field. No strategist thought that was a possibility

@Gillinthehouse Forgotten what ? Mercedes could've pitted lewis with max and past him on the track, but they didnt, and they haven't stopped crying since

Wow guess what? It’s been 4 years and we still haven’t forgotten.

@OfficialFPL What

Goal - EKITIKE Assist - none Leeds 0-2 Liverpool (50 mins) #FPL #LEELIV

@OfficialFPL Give it woltemade

Goal - GORDON Assist - none Newcastle 2-0 Burnley (45+8 mins) #FPL #NEWBUR

@TheBarmyArmy @cricketontnt That’s a disgrace

The best fans in the WORLD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿❤️ #Ashes @cricketontnt

@indykaila @ManUtd @ChelseaFC @SpursOfficial “The big 3”- of what. Random teams?

Exclusive 💣 Robert Lewandowski has been offered a one-year contract by a Premier League team. The details are still a bit unclear, but it looks like it could be one of the big three: Manchester United, Chelsea, or Spurs. More details will be leaked very 🔜 👀

@FPL_Stormz @OfficialFPL We laugh and joke but there are people in facebook groups that genuinely can’t work out why Haaland didn’t get his normal allocation of points. No idea he missed a penalty

Can someone please explain why Thiago has not come in for Semenyo??? @OfficialFPL please sort this out #FPLCommunity #fpl

@cryptofergani Ok

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