Luke Griffin

Why am I at the car wash at 8 am?

@Hayley_Griffin1 I just noticed that the email from the "area coordinator" is riddled with grammar and spelling errors. Maybe he is high.

This dumb bitch is taking forever to choose a dozen bagels. Seriously how long does it take to pick 12 bagels? #nosleep #nopatience #bagels

At the the Newseum #newseum

#truestory RT @Hayley_Griffin1: Your mom

What the hell is purpose of ordering a decaf coffee at 6:30 in the morning?!?! #makesnosense #whyamiawake #fuckinyuppies

"I hope I am remembered for my six books of poetry." -- Mikhail Kalashnikov

Got an iPhone charger, call it Apple juice.

Witnessing the most awkward conversation describing what Tinder is. #holidayparties

WHAMMY! Anchorman's Champ Kind is here with his MUST-WATCH play of 2013 » youtu.be/yDJnwjm7aN4

@SteezTeez is the only way to get your products via your website?

@steezteez do you sell your stuff at any stores in the Annapolis area?

@AdderallCliches Adderall had me feeling like...

Casey: Call Pep Pep

What the what?

Harry Potter cast announced 2000