Luke Hatcher

I can't shake the feeling that somewhere I've left a toilet unflushed. I wish that were a metaphor.

@markgurman Should be a great show with Ringo and his All-Starr Band.

Apple’s 50th anniversary celebrations will conclude this week with a finale at its Cupertino campus for employees. Staffers are pumped after being told who the headliner is. Let me just say he’s still going strong, was part of the British Invasion and Jobs would’ve been ecstatic.

@MrsTylerKSR I’d take the humble pigeon nest observation suite over a city view any day.

This is much better than the view from my hotel room. They tried to keep my roommate out but failed.

📍St. Louis

@fwiles Feels like gardening, but with timely results. Started the day generating two plans for a backend, then chose one and gave to two harnesses. Picked the winner and then built two client implementations for web and mobile. I have no concept of how things function in five years. 😅

I'm coding hard today. Three concurrent sessions. Three different LLM models. Two different coding harnesses. The future is weird, but I like it.

@RealFakeBlake Me before they turned the skating rink into a place that makes gravestones.

This is exactly what it was like to be a kid in 1997.

@McFranchisee @McDonalds Was hoping this would replace my “salad” where I combine a bunless Double Quarter Pounder (because those patties) with a bunless Big Mac (because that sauce) but the arch sauce just isn’t cutting it.

Big Arch inside info… 🍔 @McDonalds is adding the new half-pound fresh beef Big Arch burger starting March 3. Internationally, it’s been out as an LTO and was actually bigger in a few markets. Why the difference (IMO)? We utilized our premium ingredient unique to the US market: no other country has fresh beef quarter-pound patties. The price aligns with the size, and it sticks with our fresh beef premium standard. Side note: I’ve always thought of this as the CEO’s sandwich. He was actually in the test kitchen in 2019 when it was created, so the idea that he’s never had one doesn’t track with how it actually came about. Let me know what you think you try it

@MarthaKelly3 Really enjoyed your role in Fallout season 2. I believe this is the first connection between the Fallout series and @geddython which you’ve been an amazing supporter of. Gives me a lot of hope for the future. #geddy #fallout #RUSH

@dlawson78 @KySportsRadio Hearing from Ollie Green CPA treasurer that Wanda indeed has a view.

@lukeman @KySportsRadio I'll only vote for her if she has a view. Do you know if that is something she has?

Grok has me in 3rd in the GOP Senate primary but within striking distance! I promise my ads won’t be as bad as Andy Barr’s

Was at Kentucky for about 6 weeks lol

@KyleTuckerCBB (You were missed, of course)

@KyleTuckerCBB And here I was just thinking you missed us! 😂

Shall we basketball?

@NickLutsko I liked your song about the hairs.

SPRING TOUR Asheville 3/28 Washington DC 3/29 Philadelphia 3/30 NYC 4/1 Boston 4/2 Providence 4/3 nicklutsko.com

@sdw @MacRumors Congrats!

@MacRumors not a rumor actually

'Halide' Co-Founder Sebastiaan de With Joins Apple's Design Team macrumors.com/2026/01/28/seb…

@RyanMaue This is just enough hopium to make me think my Saturday afternoon flight out of ATL has a chance of happening.

Such colorful weather maps. A slight northward adjustment of the ice storm has rejiggered the heavy snow and freezing rain corridors. Next update this afternoon ... see if we are buying this mid-Atlantic wipeout.

@RyanMaue Actively preparing for the worst in hopes that I can reverse jinx the Atlanta metro area into some outcome that doesn’t leave our infrastructure (and roofs) crippled.

Oh my god. Crippling.

Oh no. Yikes! This is getting even worse.

@Scott_Charlton2 Welcome back!

Pope-A-Dope strategy works twice in a week. Amazing.

@RowlandRIVALS Including a win.

At this point I think everything is probably on the table.

@malachimoreno24 my man

@playazball Important info that many #hr departments should parse as it may influence holiday schedules for 2026.

BREAKING NEWS #gnn

@jjschultz @awesomekling In Austin and Atlanta Uber has an exclusive deal with Waymo to offer their cars through the Uber app. No way to just choose them though—it’s opt-in and you get what you get. Seems like an unfortunate strategy they’ve already dropped as newer cities are back to using Waymo One.

@awesomekling what is "it" (line 2)? ie I cannot imagine the uber app is offering you a waymo

>order an uber >it offers a waymo (autonomous vehicle) >sure why not >it arrives ~20 meters away from us >the doors unlock automatically due to their new bluetooth auto-unlock feature >a stranger jumps into the car and it takes off Enjoy your ride to our hotel, I guess 😅