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Do midget clowns wear normal shoes?

After playing what's currently released of Dispatch, I can confidently say I want Aaron Paul in a whole lot of other video games from this point forward

Hey, everybody! Come watch @IttyBittyLexxy's 8 HOUR STREAM on Twitch tonight! I've been watching her for months now and she's so funny with a really engaging community! twitch.tv/ittybittylexxy

Waffle House is just redneck hibachi

And another guy got in the one on the other side and said, "Daddy's gotta go first. Trust me, Daddy's gotta go first." 😂😂 100/10

Update: Somebody just got into the stall right next to mine, instead of the 4 other possibilities. Immediate -5/10

Currently taking a 💩 at an airport at 4:00am. Very clean. Very quiet. 10/10 would poop again

Do redneck Muslims worship Y'allah?

@arthurmorganbot Whoa, I don't want no trouble mister.

@otherlukecombs You don't look tough. You look dumb.

Arthur, you dumbass.

@RockstarGames Please give us more Red Dead Online content. New horses, a map expansion, a ranch role where Cripps operates from the stable/barn, new clothing items, any new type of role, a new Outlaw Pass. Something, anything. We're starving here.

@OOC_goonspc @Sniping_Soup Just made this my notification sound 🤘

@Sniping_Soup Yes they do, because then they collect ✨️death tax✨️

Good morning! The government doesn’t care if you die

I beg your pardon, Twitter?

The Mandalorian subtitles are hilarious [FROG LADY SPEAKS FROG]

@EARTH_96283 It was a jacksepticeye/Spider-Man mash-up made by Nathan McRaye.

What's the first Spider-Man video you remember watching on YouTube?

What do you call it when you convert away from middle eastern religion? Waslam.

@pixlpit These are awesome! Thank you!

If you need some new signs for your #ACNH farms, I made some signs! Hooray!

Nothing better than a 25°F shit in a Porta John

@Sniping_Soup 👌 Good soup? I think not.

can u guys tweet some mean things to me, need it for a video thnx

@Sniping_Soup Where's the pit? WHERE'S THE PIT?

i wanna be the mr beast of metal heads, last one to leave the pit gets 20 pounds of bologna sandwiches and a case of beer