Luke Gaudion

Number 6 for Jurgen’s reds

@Lfc_samie Shut up you fucking dick, he did more in 5 mins than Isak did in 45

Never realised how lucky we were to have players like Jordan Henderson and James Milner.. proper standard setters. This lot just looks fragile; the slightest setback and they completely fall apart. Garbage.

@_onlyscott Holland

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: HARD

@TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap 🤡

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: — @WeAreTheOverlap are discussing Premier League players better than Neymar. 🚨🗣️ Roy Keane: "Rooney is better, Ronaldo is better, Henry is better." 🚨🗣️ Neville: "Mo Salah." 🚨🗣️ Ian Wright: "Mo Salah is not better than Neymar." 🚨🗣️ Rooney: "I have never seen Neymar as a top player." 🚨🗣️ Jill Scott: "Sadio Mané is better."

@filaligs1905 Still doesn’t mean it was a foul does it 😂

@filaligs1905 @footballontnt 😂😂😂

Big mouth Steven Gerrard needs to know that Galatasaray beat his American owned, FFP free fancy club TWICE in the UCL. Our player just lost his finger. If he's got balls he can take over Liverpool after Slot and face Galatasaray next year. Until then, STFU Stevie. @footballontnt

🚨🗣️ 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Ruud Gullit is RIPPING into the current game of football! "I have decided to STOP watching football. I don't enjoy our sport anymore. I watched Arsenal vs Chelsea, what an absolute GARBAGE match of football!" "I see players trying to create corner kicks, trying to create throw-ins, I see ball boys ready to give towels to the players. Football has become absolutely HORRIBLE. I hope that this is not the path we are heading at." "I am waiting for players who will take on defenders again, someone like Lamine Yamal. I am missing the joy! I just don't enjoy football anymore." "Everyone is executing tasks on the pitch. Where are the players dribbling? Where are the players with b*lls? WHY IS EVERYONE PASSING?! PASSING! PASSING! PASSING!"

@MUFCfiltered @SkySportsPL He’s got 3 United keepers in his top 6 you thick cunt

@SkySportsPL Schmeichel has to be top. But he’s never putting a United player top of a list

Do you agree with Jamie's list? 🤔

@IntoThemReds @ItsJustMe2703 @Triggelino Gareth Barry wasn’t fit to lace Xabi’s boots

@ItsJustMe2703 @Triggelino You're making it sound like Barry was shite. Was smashing it for England with Gerrard. Meanwhile before his final season Alonso was shitting out of tackles every game

Ah yeah, Alonso. The guy who forced his way out of the club as a player, chose Madrid over us for management and flopped. Yeah choose him over the fella that won us the league 👌🏻

@InternetNewsAg2 @LouisvilleGun @navychick1993 What’s it called?

@LouisvilleGun @navychick1993 Anyone who hasn’t watched the documentary on this needs to it’s insane what he did

On this day in 2019, Christian Craighead demonstrated why he is a One Man National Asset by responding to the Nairobi DusitD2 complex and sending the Al Shabaab attackers to their end & rescuing hostages. He’s American now, and here on X btw.

Is there a cringier team in football than Arsenal? I think not 🤮

@owenthfc__ Want a tissue? 😭

Whenever it happens to Van Dijk, red card. Whenever it's Van Dijk who does it, no red card. Understood.

@eurofounder @_DHOTYA

Witnessed something incredible at the Amsterdam train station yesterday Fat and loud American tourist was trying to buy a water bottle for €4.50 Threw a €5 bill on the counter and started walking away ""Keep the change man" said in a typical annoying Californian accent "We don't do tips here. This isn't America" cashier responded The American tried to leave again but luckily security blocked the exit "You didn't get your receipt for tax purposes" "What?" Store manager appeared with a form "Did you attempt to give our cashier extra money?" "That's unreported income. He has to declare it now. Pay social contributions. It becomes €0.24 after tax" The American was baffled "Bro but in the US—" "In the US, workers beg for tips because they're underpaid. Here, we pay living wages" manager swiftly interrupted him They made him take his €0.50 back and quickly filed an incident report for "attempted tax circumvention" This is what a properly functioning society looks like

If this was VVD…

@demetrimitche11 😂😂😂

@Bogynho1 @UTSources

@UTSources No pen called. Is this a bug or what?

I see no lies 😂😂

Ryan Gravenberch woke up one day and decided he was going to be prime Zinedine Zidane this season.

@DeadlineDayLive 65M wouldn’t buy his cock

🚨 Real Madrid are interested in Liverpool and Netherlands midfielder Ryan Gravenberch. He is valued at £65M. (Source: Fichajes)

@UtdKriss Coutinho

Guess the Player Level: Legendary

Mikel Arteta welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary