Lucia

don’t push me i swear to god i will cancel culture

@matthistory Matt 💛😭

the power dynamic in my relationship with Jesus Christ is really fucked up

these are great tweets

@follickacid I pray I get in

The only thing cooler than the Mile High Club is the 2 Mile High Club (when you have sex in heaven)

No one: Absolutely no one: Came to my birthday party

@mitskileaks @geekylonglegs If you can't afford a baby, simply create a rival product to compete with babies on the open market

I do not know when I will delete Twitter but I will log out right now

@rhoygboose those yumans

going viral today when you see how fast i parked this #bigrig

Can’t wait to use this gold! them: “I really want to know what makes you tick.” me: “I really want to know what makes you talk.” (!!!!)

Mira @rhoygboose. Ya empece #deathsend gueiiiiii. Te yamo 🧚‍♂️

The one in which I play both an angel and a huge fan of Charles Manson. Bless @follickacid & @stephpipes.

earning his “wtf is existence” merit badge

another jackass cat spreading

@sswPRN Uhhh good morning!!! I’ve been inspecting that front desk more closely ever since Jenny told me you saw my haggard self

@matthistory But...but...my 200 followers?!

Can’t believe they let that jerk off