Lunchtime Sluzza

Want to know how unlikely it is that you’ll ever be affected by the Government’s new Super Tax? You would need to be earning AT LEAST $250,000/year from the day you turn 18, non stop, until you turn 75. So no, this isn’t affecting “aspirational Australians”.

“We’re asking the prime minister to lead” is so indicative of the top-down, ruling class nature of the party. If the leader can do whatever the fuck he wants regardless of the will of the members, then he will continue to do so with or without your participation. The only thing is, when democratic accountability does not exist as demonstrated here, your participation in the party is what empowers the party to keep doing the opposite of what you and your class want.

@tiredandstrong "Master of real estate" really tells you all you need to know 😂

@ShereleMoody "Something that nobody could have predicted" except that it is actually completely predictable that a man would kill a woman.

This 'top bloke' murdered a woman and then told her daughter to get help before he killed himself. This 'top bloke' was violent and abusive - his history of harm was an open secret in the local community. If anyone ever asks you why men keep killing women, show them this eulogy from the friend of this 'top bloke'.

@PopCrave They started dating when he was 15 and she was 39, and she was his teacher at the time 🤢🤮

Emmanuel Macron was slapped by his wife Brigitte as they got off the plane in Vietnam.

Moving to Melbourne to fulfil my life's dream of pretending to be really scared and wailing about the horrors all day

@7NewsMelbourne Please correct your reporting. 3 people were treated at the scene for anxiety as confirmed by Ambulance Victoria, and one person was taken to hospital with serious injuries. There is no evidence of four people being stabbed.

BREAKING: Up to four people have reportedly been stabbed in a terrifying incident at Northland Shopping Centre in Preston. Get the full story on 7NEWS at 6pm. 7NEWS.com.au #7NEWS

@blowingtom2 Amazing 😂

What a wonderful night.

@ArtistAffame Hopefully this time they don't multiply purchases and send me into overdraft 🤦‍♀️😂

Ughhh not again 🤦‍♀️

So deserved 👏 Myles was one of the best players ever. So great to watch. Well done Myles!! #SurvivorAu

AJ got a lot to say for a guy who came 3rd 🤔 #SurvivorAu

I'm so shocked 😂 I thought Myles was dead meat there #SurvivorAU

NO FUCKING WAAAYYYYY!! #SurvivorAU

@TerryFromAus He is the Jon Snow of Survivor

Can we envision a world where Kaelan falls on his sword to force a Myles/AJ final two to avoid breaking his word/heart? Unlikely, but not impossible, that he pulls himself out #SurvivorAU

@Ianwkaiaj That would actually be wild 😂

I aspire to be as kind and truly empathetic as Kaelen. Wow. People like that are such an example for the rest of us. #SurvivorAu

NOOOOOOOOO MYLES 😭😭😭 #SurvivorAu

Kaelen is such a cutie patootie 😭 But also GO MYLES!! #SurvivorAu

@mylesmkuah Smash

I feel like I should make this my hinge profile pic.