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15 year old me hated Nickelback. 35 year old me loves them.

wait, people are legitimately trusting Elon with their money???????? what?????

@PixelxKittentv Omg YES. I just ignore DMs that only say "hey" even if I know the person! Unless we are already close... Ugh 😵‍💫

If this makes me a terrible person, then so be it, but I will not respond to any message that is just a "Hey" or "Can I ask you a question?"

I want to plug a game I streamed recently that I really enjoyed. 👇 It's currently 69% off (nice) & less than $2.00 USD. It's a sex-positive logic puzzle game, with chat integration for streamers. The Developer even popped into chat & was super cool! #Orgynizer

Dear personal trainers, Part of your job is teaching your clients proper gym etiquette. Stop teaching them to use every piece of equipment at the same time all over the gym!!!! Tell them to wipe their shit down!!! Don't sit on the dumbbell rack while you watch your client!!!

LESS CHATGPT MORE LGBT!!!!!

if an official mlb account called me jobless i think i’d never come online again

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

Boyfriend not home you know what that means… SNAKE ON DA BED..!!!

DEAR CLIENTS: EVERY TIME YOU EMAIL ME ASKING FOR URGENT WORK, IT MAKES ALL YOUR OTHER REQUESTS TAKE LONGER I DONT MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO DEDICATE MY PERSONAL TIME TO YOUR BULLSHIT

women mask autism so well it looks like emotional intelligence and then they burn out at 30 and nobody understands why

Can I say the quiet part out loud? I don’t want to work a corporate job anymore. I’m tired. It’s exhausting having to make money just to live on this expensive planet that I was plopped onto. I want to live a full life. I want to travel. I want to make lots of friends and love lots of animals. I want to eat good food, read good books, watch good movies, drink good wine and lay on my fucking couch. And I want to NOT have to write a bunch of stupid emails every day in order to earn those things.

Women out here talking about luteal phase or some shit and I haven't had a period in 12 years

if you smoked too much or took too many edibles keep reading! everybody else keep scrolling here's 5 things to focus on that will GUARANTEE to calm you down 👇

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