John Hojnacke

@Symply_rhoda1 Dumbest shit I've ever heard...

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@otokyo__ Mississippi Burning...

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@Anodyne1979 @rayguns16 @JoJoFromJerz It's a reflection on our education system...

@rayguns16 @JoJoFromJerz Too

In honor of April Fool’s Day, a reminder to all the MAGA shidiots who told me to “cry harder” after the 2024 election… He promised you no more foreign wars and now we’re putting boots on the ground in Iran. He promised you $2.00 gas, it’s now over $4. He promised you tariff checks that never came, lower grocery prices that have since gone up, and millions of Epstein files he never released. He fooled you all because you wanted to believe a pathological liar conman felon gave a shit about you, when he never has and never will. So, today, I lift a glass filled to the brim with your salty tears and I say, cry harder stupids. Cry. Fucking. Harder.

@nypost Not a drag queen...

Disgraced Texas megachurch pastor free after 6 months in jail for sexually abusing 12-year-old girl: 'I am deeply sorry' trib.al/DrrUE0U

@DorothyGrissom @StephenKing Go back to Kansas Dorothy...

@StephenKing You know the sad thing about artists is, including Stephen King, is that they are so good at what they do. But they are very bad at politics. If only they would just, in his case, shut up and write, we’d all be happy. (Not April Fools)

Trump will speak to the nation tonight to tell the American public he is resigning from the office of President. (April fool)

@BasilTheGreat Parents must be proud...

It's completely terrifying for young girls these days

@Rleahy11 @RedMedia_us Well, that list would include President Trump too...

1 Corinthians 6:9-11 (Paul in the New Testament): “Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. And such were some of you. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God.”

Jaden Ivey reveals his wife stopped texting him and his family members are now against him after he got waived by the Chicago Bulls following his homophobic comments. "That’s why my wife in here she’s not even texting me.”l Those who are around me, those who are my family members betraying me because of what I spoke. The truth. Betraying me. Saying that I’m losing my mind. Saying that I’m crazy. Saying that I don’t know the truth."

@JVBhome @RyanLostinTX In Pringmar, pop 896. As of late March 2026, gas prices in Iowa have been rising, with the average for regular unleaded around $3.30–$3.34 per gallon. This reflects a significant increase in recent weeks, driven by regional market pressures and rising oil costs.

@RyanLostinTX Oh no. So bad. What's it like in blue states?

This meme was 100% made by someone who put those Joe Biden “I Did That!” stickers on gas pumps like 6 years ago.

@Spl4sh2007 @thedimitri @OldHeadHST Sure he can, he's in a cult...

@thedimitri @OldHeadHST You can’t make an observation that’s clearly targeted towards your ideological rivals and then not make the same observation about your own ideological proponents.

> Harvey Milk fucked an underage homeless boy > MLK cheated on his wife and was allegedly present during a rape > Malcolm X pimped and beat women > Gandhi slept next to teens to "test his willpower" > Cesar Chavez raped young girls Is there a single civil rights icon who isn't a sexual predator?

@jbrownspistols @starheal Can't "like" this enough!

@starheal Take what you would use to pay off debts and redirect it toward a rifle, a sidearm, and ammunition. Let’s be real.

🚨 Start pulling out cash, pay off any debt you can, cut out every unnecessary expense and redirect it to a 90-day supply of food, medication, and cash, talk with your family about an exit plan. The U.S. economy is going to collapse. It’s unavoidable.

@DiegoThrowaway @bears_43 @DLCampanile @the7maxims No, you can't...

@bears_43 @DLCampanile @the7maxims Why would you get an SUV for your high schooler? You can get a used reliable sedan or hatchback, Honda or Toyota, with 100k miles for 3-5k

My kid is a rising senior. We’re looking at cars for her. She asked to look at the new Broncos… 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 $35000 & up. I decided to look at a RAV4 thinking I could find something less than $20000. They’re $30000 plus. I guess entry level vehicles are a thing of the past.

@alxxnon @N5Tiny @FordJohnathan5 @Pablo_1791 @TimothySandefur If you are pulled over for no valid reason—an "illegal stop"—and police find drugs, you will likely still be arrested and charged, but the evidence may be suppressed (thrown out) in court later, according to constitutional law principles.

His use of “traffic” is deliberately disingenuous. Traffic infractions are not the only legally justified reason to be pulled over. A drug trafficker can go under the speed limit, stop and every stop sign, etc, and still be pulled over by DEA for the mere suspicion of being a known drug trafficker.

This is not a warrant.

@DanielTurnerPTF Find a Gen 6 Kirby, you'll never buy another vacuum again...

I’m on my 3rd vacuum in 10 years. They all break. Even the $500 Dyson. My mother has the same vacuum since 1972. Was made in Ohio. Probably by a WWII vet. It’s steel. Weighs 30lbs. Hasn’t broken once. Sucks dust thru the walls. I miss good appliances made in America. 🇺🇸

@CrazyVibes_1 I honestly believe that the guidelines were initially added to help people quickly figure out what 15-25% was, because that ability is lost to a lot of Americans. Now, it's gotten to the point where it's being used to guilt their patrons.

Eating at a restaurant should be a simple transaction instead of a forced charity event. I asked for the check and the receipt came back with a tip section that is absolutely manipulative and disgusting. It is a total system failure when a business tries to guilt trip customers into paying for their rent and basic survival. I refuse to be questioned about my status as a decent person just because I do not want to hand over fifty percent of my meal cost. Establishments that use emotional blackmail to cover their own expenses are pathetic and do not deserve a single cent in gratuity. If you cannot afford to pay your own employees, you should close your doors and stop begging from the people who keep your lights on. Credit - okodre

@zybslaw @dominic_turpin @MikelaWacho @FedUpGirlDad @MrPitbull07 Gotta find, and prove the tampering...

@dominic_turpin @MikelaWacho @FedUpGirlDad @MrPitbull07 food tampering is a felony...not tipping is legal

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@DavidGabrielDJ @ancientrunekrp @SkylarSkye3 @LwaziMBK He's legally at fault for this...

@ancientrunekrp @SkylarSkye3 @LwaziMBK I ain’t saying the other car is innocent. Dudes an absolute moron. If the white car brake checked him, he’d be at total fault.

The white car definitely set him up for the crash.

@DavidGabrielDJ @biggreasymoney @SkylarSkye3 @LwaziMBK Can't really prove that tho, so he's not liable...

@biggreasymoney @SkylarSkye3 @LwaziMBK Agreed. But I believe he did it deliberately

@TomAandTom1 @BearyGood00 @MoShady I DETEST President Trump, and I NO WAY am I defending him...but can you provide ANY source(s) for these accusations?

@BearyGood00 @MoShady It’s just the facts, I’m sorry you don’t like them

We are completely broken as a society. Just in the fucking gutter. “Let me check what his political side is before I feel bad he died” is just fucking nonsense.

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment. It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

@zerorespect4GOP @stclair_frank @Nerzog999 npr.org/2026/02/10/nx-… Debunked...

@stclair_frank @Nerzog999 Buddy, you are a waste of space and oxygen. The more you speak, the more you prove me right.

I've been voting with a state-issued driver's license and a voter registration card for 50 goddam years. Why isn't that good enough now? I defy any MAGAt to provide their compelling evidence to justify ratfucking the entire election system.