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@CarolRadull Mind games...but I'd love him to be out until 1st June

Hope it’s nothing serious, we want everyone fit for the UCL Final. No excuses!

Dear Kenyans, "I'll be there in 20 mins..." is not ONE hour later "give me an hour" is not THREE hours later Morning ends at 12 noon Afternoon ends at 5pm Evening starts after 5pm

@DiyHack_ Whichever country you're from, just know that you now are joint holders of the foolishness award with Kenya.

I wish I knew this earlier

Sometimes I keep off twitter because every time I scroll, there's something so annoying the govt has done/ is planning to do that just makes me so angry. All govt related tweets should have a warning like "this post can cause serious mental and emotional stress"

@Arsenal Boy doesn't age. On the verge of greatness We're cheering all the way from Nairobi...COYG!!!! 2 down, 3 to go! They're coming home. #EPLchampions #UCLchampions

The end of Chapter One with The Arsenal ❤️ 10 years ago today, Mikel Arteta retired as a player 🗓️

@baroswahjr Your son looks like you 100%...you didn't allow the dad to contribute at least, hata kama ni VAT ya, 16%, sasa how will GenZ help? On a serious note though, you've already raised the boy, why the drama now?

Lucy M. Jeffrey, a Kenyan-Canadian businesswoman, has announced plans to sue the estate of a wealthy Kenyan politician over her 25-year-old son’s inheritance. Jeffrey says the son has authorised legal action and will travel from Canada to Nairobi to pursue DNA testing if necessary. She accused the politician of supporting other children while abandoning her son, and said she will seek reimbursement of 50% of the costs she incurred raising him in Canada. Jeffrey urged Gen Z and single mothers to support the court action and dismissed concerns about damage to her reputation. She pledged to employ multiple lawyers and promised a public legal battle, saying previous attempts in Nairobi courts were hindered by a lack of online support.

@kay_z67 Oh dear...don't remind me

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000.

Whoever came up with the phrase cheap is expensive certainly never fueled at Astrol Petrol Station. 1. It is 100% Kenyan, founded in 2000 by the late Thayu Kamal Kabugi and is now run by the son, James Mwangi. 2. They not only own the land their stations are built on to cut costs but also manage their stations directly rather than franchising. 3. Their fuel contains a high 91 PON rating, which is higher than the premium fuels around, including V-Power. 4. They are not only 2 - 7 shillings cheaper but also never hoard fuel whenever there are shortages. We don’t appreciate such companies enough

@CarolRadull They want our votes split...Moi did this in '92. We know this game.

Three Arsenal players have been nominated for Player of the Season Who deserves it the most?

@BlackYellow Saw what you did there. The north remembers.

We just won the Premier League without scoring from a corner.

@layxsnv C

Okay, where are the English scholars, which one?

These streets have been EXTREMELY quiet of late. Where are the tweeps who loved this image?

@CPFC 1-0 to the Eagles

Score predictions for tonight? 👀

@NytoP2PMwangi Stop bothering our neighbours. Uhuru doesn't care about such non-issues.

Kenyan government summons Ugandan ambassador after former President Uhuru Kenyatta’s humiliation in Uganda There was a protocol breach during the swearing-in ceremony of President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni when former President Uhuru Kenyatta was left stranded for over five minutes without a vehicle to take him away. He was forced to stand and chat with orderlies and passing dignitaries while he waited.

@AmbMonicaJuma Keep shining and make us proud!

I am deeply proud and honoured to start my tenure as Director-General/Executive Director of the UN Office at Vienna/@UNODC. I look forward to leading the @UN’s work in addressing the challenges of drugs, organized crime, corruption and terrorism, for a safer and more just world.

@Arsenal Get well soon Ben. We'll miss you biggly

Medical update: Ben White

@EmmanuelMacron Please stop lying...we know the pain France keeps inflicting on her former colonies. The last think Kenya needs is France. We're already dealing with IMF/WB {read USA}, Britain and China. Just focus on your West Africa region. Au revoir

Les défis de l’Afrique et de l’Europe sont les mêmes. Nous voulons la paix, la prospérité et la souveraineté.

@pizzy_kay Where's Wenger???

🚨🎙 PYRAMID OF THE GREATEST MANAGERS OF ALL TIME Thoughts...

@CPFC You only have ONE job. Regards, Arsenal

All eyes on Wednesday night against Manchester City 👀