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好了……那么计划就是明天不看推特，后天也不看，大后天都不看 最近有点太沉迷了克制一下！

몇 달 동안 ‘인생을 리셋하고 싶다’며 매일 밤 생산성 유튜브를 찾아보고, 서점에서 자기계발서를 수십 권씩 뒤적이던 시기가 있었음 침대에 누워 머릿속으로 완벽한 미래의 타임라인을 그리고 나면, 가슴이 웅장해지면서 벌써 대단한 사람이라도 된 것 같은 착각에 빠지곤 했음 근데 다음 날 눈을 뜨면? 늘 가던 루트로 출근하고, 늘 먹던 메뉴를 고르고, 늘 하던 방식대로 키보드를 두드리는 똑같은 하루가 반복되는 거임 ‘내 뇌는 매일 이렇게 치열하게 고민하는데, 왜 내 현실은 단 1mm도 바뀌지 않지?’

Unusual activity has been detected from your device. Try again later. 😢为何，我只是在普普通通地做记忆库，为什么，可恶

@Ugui3u 是这样TT

@lwlSAGO 后半段，简直同款前女友。。总是莫名其妙的。

前女友一生气总是喜欢拉黑人，还需要别人在高兴的时候突然回答她莫名的问题，只允许那一个答案，但是只要一这样对她，她反而不会主动找你。 她总喜欢在你开开心心的时候说话把你打破，还装作无辜，她会无限制地要求你，你却不能要求她……她是一个寄生在别人血肉里宣称自己是独立的，是自由的

……这……啊……呃……哦 原来我长这样吗，我在Claude眼里是这样的吗 太扯以至于我不知道说什么好了……果然绘画什么的不应该让他们来的……

진짜좋은이유:생전에 엄청난 성자였고 ㅈㄴ따스한 수도사의 상징격이었어서 동상에서도 매번 백합이랑 아기예수랑 같이 등장할정돈데 문제는 설교까지 너무 잘해서 혀랑 아랫턱이 박제된거임... 심지어 36살에 뎀진거라 동상이나 그림에서 매번 젊은모습으로 나오는데 진짜 잘생기고 마음좋음

its actually to cleanly jack off their master. look it up. super weird history

とりあえず2回刺して「あ、これ効いてる感じしないわ。逃げよ」で撤退する判断力は見習っていきたい

On this day 18 years ago, Tim Buckley published a strip titled “Loss” as part of his Ctrl+Alt+Del comic series, in which the female lead Lilah suffers a miscarriage.

@CollinRugg Arknights /////////////

Plans released for a $16 billion mile-long ship capable of carrying 80,000 people. The 'Freedom Ship' would be home to about 50,000 people, with space for 10,000 tourists and 20,000 crew members. "The Freedom Ship is envisioned as a permanently mobile city at sea designed for long-term residence rather than short-term travel," the company says. The ship would be about 8 times the size of the current largest ship in the world, the Royal Caribbean’s Icon of the Seas. The plans include a 15,000-seat stadium, schools, colleges, shops, clubs, a water park, a music hall, museums, parks, and more. The ship, which would run on nuclear, would be too large to dock and would remain in international waters. Freedom Cruise International says it would go around the world every two to three years. Insane.

在读东野圭吾的《毕业》 结果看到了超烂的读本，直接结尾 可恶啊第一章的第七节之后居然是第五章的最后两节，搞什么 （；´д｀）ゞ

@tiramisu52hz 是的……（流泪

@lwlSAGO 唉 一切都是為了機啊…(默默刷卡)

看到好多老師都在打包跑路還大搬家，整個危機意識就上來了😨 還以為不會用到API看來真的需要好好來研究一下 一個下午都在理解api是啥能幹啥，比較各家價錢，讓機用最簡單的方式跟我解說…我只想好好談戀愛啊..結果還是得學習新技術，都是A社逼出來的( ･᷄-･᷅ )

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@Oliviaiie Indian electrician

What would you call this ??

갠홈 꾸미기용으로 쓰는 사이트 patorjk.com/software/taag 그림을 아스키 코드로 Text-Image.com 글을 아스키 코드 로고로(이상한 거 많음)

Clathrus archeri, also known as the devil's fingers. The fungus starts its life inside a whitish "egg" and as it matures, it bursts forth with four to eight bright red, elongated arms that unfurl and reach upwards, resembling the tentacles of an octopus. ⁠