Dave Lynch

Remember that time Ted Cruz was the worst person in the world for being in Cancun with his family during a giant freeze in Texas, while Joe Biden just took off for St. Croix and Eric Adams to the Virgin Islands during the worst freezing weather event in decades, to media shrugs?

@TheBabylonBee It’s about time we had comedy again

I'm back. Thanks @elonmusk

@TanknMe @benshapiro I guess I’ll be direct. I’m not here to debate the horror and wickedness of rape and incest. That we can agree on. Please confirm when “cells”become considered human life and termination becomes murder. That’s really the only topic I was debating. Happy to discuss other crimes!

@lynchds1 @benshapiro I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about. But I do know your premise is faulty.

Leftists cite rape and incest to justify abortion until birth. This is extraordinarily dishonest. Even if pro-lifers agreed to exempt rape and incest, the Left wouldn't greenlight banning all other abortions. They're arguing edge cases because they can't argue the central case.

@TanknMe @benshapiro I’m calmer than you are.

@lynchds1 @benshapiro It’s not emotional at all. You aren’t using logic or science. It’s your opinion. Take it easy.

@TanknMe @benshapiro Thanks again for confirming you cannot argue logic on the topic, only dramatic emotional comments. Good day sir, I pray someday you will learn to use your cells for good.

@lynchds1 @benshapiro I can’t help you if you think cells are people. It’s a fundamental disagreement. You think the gov should be able to force someone to birth the product of a crime. I do not.

@TanknMe @benshapiro And this is where we disagree. You still present no evidence to my argument. Please justify your case how you can devalue someone’s life based on the condition of their conception (which they themselves have no control over). Your “argument” is based on emotion not fact.

@lynchds1 @benshapiro It’s kind of wild to try to justify forcing someone to carry the product of rape or incest. It’s not the mother’s fault either, and she’s an actual person.

@JenLellig Jen, I totally agree. What is more joyful than a good baked treat?

Cookies are the best part of Christmas, and nothing will ever change my mind! #baking

I didn’t fight two wars and lose two legs to be told I can’t spend time with my family. As a matter of fact, I did it so YOU could choose how YOU spend your thanksgiving. Honor sacrifice and tell the commies to shove it.

@BenjaminPhrank @RyanAFournier Curious what’s your problem with welders?

@RyanAFournier That's very clever, Charlie. The formatting is a little off, though. Maybe you can get one of you programming students for Trump to help you out. Or are they just welders and business majors?

270 electoral college votes 270 beers fit in a grocery cart Coincidence?

If you believe that government can stop a virus, then you are an idiot. If you believe governments are stripping away rights and monitoring our every move because they care, then you possess the logic of a slave who has fallen in love with its master.

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

Pence won. Great job, VP. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

These are a few of my favorite things 🎁 🌲 ⛄️ ❄️ 🧸 @Le_Hulett @Kaitlin_Schager @TargetTess @JaMayaAustin_ @lynchds1 @Alicia_Michel21 @Meredith_target @TylerSchulteTGT @JenLellig

The last 12 days 1768 has taken 23 trailers 41,914 cartons 9 doubles in a row after today! EVERY carton was worked and located each day👍Guess what I am thankful for? @Meredith_target @Le_Hulett @stevecrawford22 @JaMayaAustin_ @tesskilpatrick @Kaitlin_Schager @Alicia_Michel21

We got it🦃 🎯@Le_Hulett @TargetTess @stevecrawford22 @ContrucciJoe @lynchds1 @JaMayaAustin_ @Kaitlin_Schager @Meredith_target

Thank you @CR_Police once again for a very special day @Target Cedar Rapids North for our annual Shop with a Cop 👮 what a difference we both make for our kids in this community! @RedNKhakiJake @adriennelebo @kaitward16 @PreisterShawn @Go_For_LOD_Dan

@KCRG @Matthew24053344 If Marc Sunmers doesnt hist then Im out

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