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This is my last tweet. I’m such a waste of space. By the time you read this I will be no more. I loved you Denise.

I’ve been pleasuring myself all evening with a capsicum.

What a pathetic old cold mess of vomit I’ve become

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Oh dear. Another year older, a whole lot mouldier down there.

@jacinta_luke @StevenJMiles I quite like having a ‘red room’ at home. Just like 50 shades of gay.

@StevenJMiles Why would single older women need two bedrooms?

We’re building these 47 homes for older women in need. The new units, in my own community of Mango Hill, will be built in partnership with Y Queensland. They will provide a safe place to call home, with real support and genuine connection. That really matters.

@StevenJMiles Do they take in bitter old lesbian stalkers, Stevie? Asking for a friend.

@StevenJMiles Queensland’s diversity breaks into our homes and stabbed that poor grandmother to death. You really aren’t reading the room, are you dear.

Queensland's diversity makes us stronger. Had an awesome time at the India Day Fair.

@SuDharmapala Hello dear, you look just like my little brown cleaner.

@StevenJMiles There’ll be plenty of family time for you Stevie after Queenslanders vote.

Breakfast sausage sizzle after Bridie’s soccer game. Great to support the Mango Hill State School fundraiser.

Drinking doesn’t help much these days but I still do it to numb the pain of my failures.

My bits are so dry and desiccated that they’re starting to blow away on windy days.

Oh god I’ve wasted my life.

@kangaroos991 The family that slays together stays together.

What do you see? ⤵️

@ChristyDanFan Do they gift you the empties, dear, so you can cash in all the 10c deposits?

In my family there are cashed up rusted on Liberal voting boomers with their hundreds of thousands of dollars in their super. It doesn’t compute to them that they wouldn’t have hundreds of thousands of dollars in super if it wasn’t for Labor. So they vote Liberal. 🙄

@StevenJMiles That’ll look lovely after those lovely Palestinian import people turn it into southern Gaza.

We own this land near the Gold Coast University Hospital. The plans have just been lodged to deliver 878 homes here – specifically aimed at health workers and students. It's right near public transport and includes green spaces, a gym, and retail outlets too.

@Aushiker @MagikMilly Thats what I say when Dennisse is practicing its pegging moves.

@MagikMilly Ouch :)

I wonder how RWFW women would react if their daughter revealed to them that Bruce Lehrmann is their latest boyfriend?

@BelindaJones68 Do you own a mirror?

Those gold Rossi boots are fucking hideous 🐝

@BelindaJones68 @magpieranting How’s it feel, pet, to know more people get food poisoning at Ekka than voted for you to join parliament?

@magpieranting So awesome! And the Ekka starts tomorrow! 🐝

My eldest son catches the train to work every day He told me y'day he'd heard the public announcement 4 his train then "...passengers are advised this train is nearing capacity" He'd never heard that b4 I reckon Qld trains will make more $$$ with 50c fares than ever 🐝 #auspol

@MikeCarlton01 I’ll wager $1000 that your brewer’s droop has disappointed many a cheap lady of the night.

Not much happening down there. Maybe a chromosome test ?

@StevenJMiles That’s nice, dear. How about handing out free condoms on your 50 cent bus trips to the Ekka?

Queensland pharmacists can now prescribe the pill for women and girls aged 16 and over.