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@SPT1603 @KarenOB24451798 @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Brilliant to read! Says Everything! We all feel this so strongly. It's like we are banging our heads against a Brick Wall because nothing is happening. Week after week we get the same old, same old. We despair at watching this utter shambolic show but are unable to do anything 😡

Prime Minister, let’s strip this back to basics. MPs don’t stand up at PMQs for their own amusement. They stand there on behalf of their constituents. Real people. Taxpayers. Voters. The very people you are supposed to serve. Yet week after week, what do they get in return? Evasion. Smug deflection. A rehearsed script that dances around the question without ever daring to answer it. It’s contempt. Plain and simple. PMQs is meant to be one of the most important pillars of our democracy. A moment where the Prime Minister is held accountable in full view of the public. Instead, you’ve turned it into a pantomime of arrogance, where genuine questions are brushed aside like inconveniences. You don’t answer because you either can’t or won’t. And neither is acceptable. When you refuse to answer an MP, you’re not just dodging them, you’re dismissing every single person they represent. Entire communities reduced to background noise while you deliver soundbites and smirks. That isn’t leadership. It’s a disgrace. If you have any respect left for the office you hold, for Parliament, and for the people of this country, then start answering questions properly. Or step aside for someone who will.

Moments like this tells you about leadership. The Tories and Reform would have rushed us into the conflict in the Middle East without thinking through the consequences it would have for British people. My Labour government will always make decisions in the national interest.

@BoxerRed @LeeHarris @__A1fie__ I think she was more like a 'Tiller Girl' than any cashier 🤔🫢

To be fair Lee, none of the Labour Party actually know what they are doing or saying from one minute to the next, none of them are in jobs that they know what they are doing or even have any experience with, I mean, who would have thought a cashier in a Bank would be today’s Chancellor, but here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

I kid you not. Defence Secretary John Healey *DOESN'T KNOW* how many frigates and destroyers the UK has at its disposal. I have never seen anything like it. This interview should IMMEDIATELY end John Healey's political career. Terrifying. Absolute car crash.

@LeeHarris I despair! A Defence guy that probably would employ 'Pea Shooters' to fight Ballistic Missiles

@according2_taz I think H's Wifey has been ringing round trying to delay all orders🤔🫢🫣🤪

FUMING! Amazon have said they cant deliver my book until Saturday!!! I have been waiting all morning. Sulking now. I could have ordered from somewhere else if they told me they were going to delay it.

@orlaminihane @AnneMartin60645 @TheGreenParty @UKLabour @narindertweets @MayorofLondon That doesn't deserve to be called a culture, should be named as a 'Demon CULT'

Oi.. Greens, Labour and every other deranged lefty champagne socialist lunatic out there.. If you think we are going to standby and watch this “culture” infiltrate our country.. you are very very much mistaken!!! @TheGreenParty @UKLabour @narindertweets @MayorofLondon

@DaveAtherton20 This happened to me the other day. I had blocked too many people so they made me pay for it, by making my photo disappear and it said " 0 following and 0 followers. Took hours till they changed it

Guys can you see my X posts? I click on one of my own and is says it does not exists?

@SkyNews @Kimarielennon HURRAH!!!! 👏👏👏👏

BREAKING: Transgender women athletes banned from female Olympic events news.sky.com/story/transgen…

Slave reparations! I’m all in! I’ve decided to personally gift £1 million Sterling to every single person my family ever enslaved. Please form an orderly queue and bring: • Ironclad documents proving my family personally enslaved you (bonus points if they include my great-great-grandpa’s signature and a Polaroid). • Your birth certificate proving you were born before Britain abolished slavery on 1 August 1834. • Proof you’re still alive (the gift can only be claimed in person, no ghosts, no estates, no “my ancestor told me so”). Oh, and while you’re at it, maybe swing by the local cemetery with a shovel. I’m sure those poor souls buried since the 1800s would appreciate being dug up for their cheque. They’ve waited long enough, right? Look, if we’re doing “reparations” for historical slavery, let’s do it properly: only to the actual victims. Not their great-great-great-grandchildren who were born free in the 20th or 21st century, sipping oat milk lattes while tweeting about “trauma.” This isn’t justice, it’s a cosmic-level grift. It’s like demanding the Roman Empire pay for the roads they built because some distant ancestor got conquered by Caesar. Or billing modern Italians for every Gaul who got turned into a slave 2,000 years ago. Newsflash: No living person in Britain today was a slave under British law, and no living person in Britain today owned slaves under British law. The people who suffered are dead. The people who profited are dead. Their descendants, Black, White, Asian, mixed, whatever had zero say in it. Chasing “reparations” from random taxpayers (including the descendants of abolitionists, coal miners, and people who arrived after 1834) isn’t healing historical wounds. It’s creating new ones while opening the most hilarious Pandora’s box in human history: • Should Ireland demand reparations from Britain for the Potato Famine? • Should Britain demand reparations from Denmark for the Viking slave raids? • Should Italians bill Mongols for the sack of Baghdad? • Should every African nation start invoicing each other for the centuries of tribal warfare and slave-trading that predated (and supplied) the transatlantic trade? Where does the grievance chain end? 1066? The Bronze Age? Lucy the Australopithecus getting stiffed on her cave rent? Slavery was a universal human horror, practised by every civilisation from the Egyptians to the Aztecs to the Arabs to the Africans themselves (who sold millions into the trade). Britain didn’t invent it. Britain ended it, at massive cost, with the Royal Navy spending decades hunting slave ships while other empires kept right on going. Demanding cash from people who never owned slaves, to give to people who were never slaves, isn’t “reparations.” It’s retroactive time-travel cosplay with other people’s money. It’s the ultimate participation trophy for historical victimhood: “My ancestor suffered, therefore I deserve a payout… even though I live in a free society with more opportunity than 99.9% of humans who ever lived.” If you want actual justice, how about this radical idea: Stop obsessing over who owes whom from 200 years ago, and start judging people by what they do today. Work hard. Build. Create. Don’t inherit grievances like their family heirlooms. The desire for slavery reparations isn’t righteous anger. It’s lazy, entitled, historically illiterate greed dressed up as moral superiority, demanding a lottery win for a suffering you never endured, from people who never caused it. My £1 million offer stands. Just bring the paperwork. And a time machine. #Reparations #Slavery Oh, and fcuk you Lenny Henry.

@WilkieisBack66 @createwrite What an Absolutely Brilliant Post this is. Knocks all their Arguments away like Tenpin Bowling Skittles, all knocked down at once! Well said! 👏👏👏👏👏💯🤗

Good news: With help from x support, I have managed to recover my original account. I’ll keep this JenJen account open for now as a backup, but please unblock and follow me here ⬇️

@lyncey_gilbe @Ems38507816 @UKLabour What a Disgusting Pair! Two Trollops Together

Smiling and tutting and shaking their heads when nick timothy mentioned rape gangs! How can anyone think they are fit to govern! No idea who the cretins are they don’t look very bright do they! @UKLabour

@bagshaw2112 @debbiewhitehou3 How on earth do they do this. Just proves we can't believe our eyes or ears anymore🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂

OMG - whoever makes these are very talented 😳😳😳😳

@LairdOfThManor Love it! Pure Poetry 💯👏👏👏❤️

Abandon the creeping fog of brain-rot. Return instead to the quiet civilities of a well-lived life. Watch old films. Read proper, interesting books. Keep a tidy list of things that must be done. Silence the incessant chatter of notifications. Eat as a human ought… without spectacle or distraction. Chew slowly. Train your body without the crutch of headphones. Keep your home in order. Arrange your desk with intention. Treat your passions not as idle whims, but as matters of consequence. Eat simply and naturally. Be of use to others. Trust the quiet counsel of your own instincts. Wander through bookshops as though they were chapels and hallowed halls. Meditate/Pray. Make something with your hands. Play sport for the joy of it. Climb a tree now and then, if the mood strikes. Lie upon the grass and watch the sky. Allow yourself the rare luxury of being entirely yourself. Sit alone without fearing the silence. Turn the telephone off. Stop squandering the only time you have. Imagine the future you wish to inhabit and begin walking toward it. Be a little different. Cherish those you love. Leave hatred to lesser spirits. Walk more. Hang from a pull-up bar like a child in the sun. Be gloriously generous with your affection. Listen… truly listen. In short, do not merely pass through life. Experience it. Embrace it despite it.

@PatriotElsie @CliffCliffybabe Another two ugly Sods!

🚨🇬🇧The leader of the Rotherham grooming gang, Banaras Hussain, has been released. Hussain raped 15 11-year-old girls for 10 years. He ripped out the nails of girls who tried to escape. The court found a total of 55 crimes. Hussain, who served a 9-year sentence, is now walking the streets of the UK.

@Iromg Yay! 💯👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤗

Possibly the greatest thing I have ever done in a very wide and varied career. The Mike Graham Show - thanks to all of you we’ve hit 12 MILLION VIEWS and 145,000 subscribers after just three months. 2026 Bring It On!!

@Iambeth2 @bagshaw2112 Exactly 💯. We must fight all this ridiculous nonsense, otherwise there won't be any Humour anywhere

@bagshaw2112 @lynpopsicle Still makes me laugh! People need to grow a backbone and not be offended at everything. It was funny. It still is funny.

Here is the news on the Bob Monkhouse story . This is absolutely shameful of the BBC and their production company. Share this far and wide so people understand what a disgraceful and sad world we are becoming #bobmonkhouse #jokes

@AllexmarieHoll1 Good Grief! What an ordeal for you to go through. You must be made of iron and girders to go through it all. God Bless you! 🙏🙏🙏🙏

24 hours ago a nightmare began. A couple of times I didn’t think I’d be here 24 hours later, but here I am and so thankful. Apart from a great number of skilled NHS staff (who I’m so very grateful for), my husband (who I love completely but he kept crying bless him) and my bestie @Ninney2021 who remained positive throughout and was/is my rock (I love you too) - I got through it. Thank you xxxx 💖💖💖💖 Some of you know that I have issues with my heart, both electrical and plumbing issues. I’ve undergone a quadruple bypass two years ago (plumbing), I have a defibrillator implanted (electrical) as I have a genetic heart condition where I’m high risk of having a sudden cardiac arrest. Minding my own business just sat quietly watching TV yesterday morning in the blink of an eye my heart rate went from 69 beats per minute and by the time i reached hospital was beating at almost 238 beats per minute. My BP was also very high. QTc was also very high and to be honest i don’t remember too much. I was rushed through to resus, where I spent the remainder of the day. (I didn’t realise until last night just how unwell I was). The enormity of it all hit me. The NHS were fantastic and very thorough liaising with my cardiac team in London. We in the UK are so blessed to have the NHS. My husband (bless him) was completely overwhelmed by it all. Being in resus was a tad too much for him (he had never seen me looking so unwell), and my bestie (my rock) was there throughout it all. Hooked up to lots of machines and equipment, with oral medication and intravenous medication they managed to get my heart rate and BP down to normal and I had to stay there to ensure there wasn’t any repeat, before they listened to my pleas and with the guidance from London cardiology team they let me home. Today I feel extremely grateful and blessed. Absolutely fatigued, emotional, but so so grateful. I just wanted to say to each of you, please make the most of every single moment all of you. Choose happiness. Hug those you love a little tighter. Tell those you love that you love them. Today isn’t a gift that is afforded to everyone. Live in the now. Live in the moment. 💖💖💖💖