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Paul Montgomery

Paul Montgomery

@m0nty

Founder of https://t.co/C00DxKyI4Z, plus a new mobile game venture called Tickle Monster. Dad, nerd, Melburnite. Also poliblogger & troll toecutter.

Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Katılım Mart 2007
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Paul Montgomery@m0nty·
ICYMI: on Christmas Eve I released the open beta of #mrfootball, an Australian Rules football coaching game for mobile or desktop. It’s Football Manager reimagined as a card-based role-playing game, with footy matches using dice rules instead of battles. mrfootball.io
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Okay it’s time, way past time in fact. This is my final tweet. The account will remain, but go silent. App deleted, goodbye content slop, adios to the algorithm, no more creeping fascism. See you where the sky is blue.
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@KeithMalley answer with “I pray you never have to thank something for getting you hard”
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It’s the never ending torrent of Facebook-style slop content that is driving me off this hellsite. TV trivia, boring history, mid punditry, film clip thirst traps… zero-worth crap.
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alz@alz_zyd_·
Proposal for New English: - All written content must be in bullet points, no exceptions - Bullet points can end with ? or ! - , is valid, but highly discouraged. Consider just starting a new bullet - Periods (.) are deleted from the English language - -, --, and ; likewise die
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Todd Spence@Todd_Spence·
Help me solve an argument: Who was the better comedy actor? JOHN CANDY or JOHN BELUSHI
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@RyanBuckland7 There were times to flog it and times not to, as Vaughan said a few times. Particularly given last year’s Perth experience, pitch would be a road today as it was for India on day 3. England won the toss and gave themselves by far the worst batting conditions. Their own fault.
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Tony Tea@AfterGrogBlog·
@m0nty Fruit for the sightscreen?
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Scott Boland entire 1st innings and first spell in 2nd innings: 🍋‍🟩 🍇 🍈 🍎 🍍 Scott Boland second spell in 2nd innings: 💴 🐐 🔫 🔥⭐️ #ashes #AUSvENG
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Doggett to flog it at Duckett who whacked it to the pickets at the cricket. #ashes
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Zak Crawley paying fine tribute to the legendary Peter Brock with #ashes scores of 0 (5) and 0 (5).
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Basically the only difference between these two sides is about ten boundaries leaked off Boland’s inexplicable fruit for the sideboard #ashes
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Dan@dan__the__man__·
@m0nty Wokeball?
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Luckily Brook and Stokes are the perfect men to put their heads down and grit it out in this situation #ashes
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Boland pitching it up: 💩 Boland short of a length: 🐐 #ashes
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Bazball apparently means flash at everything outside off in the first hour on a new deck. #ashes
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