Paul Montgomery

ICYMI: on Christmas Eve I released the open beta of #mrfootball, an Australian Rules football coaching game for mobile or desktop. It’s Football Manager reimagined as a card-based role-playing game, with footy matches using dice rules instead of battles. mrfootball.io

Okay it’s time, way past time in fact. This is my final tweet. The account will remain, but go silent. App deleted, goodbye content slop, adios to the algorithm, no more creeping fascism. See you where the sky is blue.

@KeithMalley answer with “I pray you never have to thank something for getting you hard”

Awwww …

It’s the never ending torrent of Facebook-style slop content that is driving me off this hellsite. TV trivia, boring history, mid punditry, film clip thirst traps… zero-worth crap.

@alz_zyd_ - wait does all text have to be green

Proposal for New English: - All written content must be in bullet points, no exceptions - Bullet points can end with ? or ! - , is valid, but highly discouraged. Consider just starting a new bullet - Periods (.) are deleted from the English language - -, --, and ; likewise die

Old mates at @sticksports should rebrand as Travball tbh

@KeithMalley @Todd_Spence real question is has there ever been a better comedian named Keith

@Todd_Spence God I’d love to hear this argument. Can you imagine?!

Help me solve an argument: Who was the better comedy actor? JOHN CANDY or JOHN BELUSHI

@RyanBuckland7 There were times to flog it and times not to, as Vaughan said a few times. Particularly given last year’s Perth experience, pitch would be a road today as it was for India on day 3. England won the toss and gave themselves by far the worst batting conditions. Their own fault.

@AfterGrogBlog Very much so.

@m0nty Fruit for the sightscreen?

Scott Boland entire 1st innings and first spell in 2nd innings: 🍋‍🟩 🍇 🍈 🍎 🍍 Scott Boland second spell in 2nd innings: 💴 🐐 🔫 🔥⭐️ #ashes #AUSvENG

Doggett to flog it at Duckett who whacked it to the pickets at the cricket. #ashes

Zak Crawley paying fine tribute to the legendary Peter Brock with #ashes scores of 0 (5) and 0 (5).

Basically the only difference between these two sides is about ten boundaries leaked off Boland’s inexplicable fruit for the sideboard #ashes

Scott Boland don’t bowl pies challenge #ashes

All time mozz by Cow Corner Warner, get him off #ashes

@dan__the__man__ 🙅🏼

@m0nty Wokeball?

Bazball is [1980s-era-expletive-deleted]ball. #Ashes

Luckily Brook and Stokes are the perfect men to put their heads down and grit it out in this situation #ashes

Catching technique: 😬 Catching result: 2/2 #ashes

Boland pitching it up: 💩 Boland short of a length: 🐐 #ashes

Bazball apparently means flash at everything outside off in the first hour on a new deck. #ashes