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I got one of those scam texts where they pretend to text the wrong number at first but then try to sell you crypto, so I decided to have some fun and I’m fucking dying

@eebendeeben actually yes, after the joking around, we discussed how lawns are used to signal wealth and the problem of HOAs. I also brought up the concept of American food deserts, so then we discussed urban farming initiatives in both of our countries! it was genuinely a great convo

@m0shim0chi have you told them that if we plant anything but grass in our yards we risk straight up losing our homes because our neighborhoods are managed by power-hungry boomers who care more abt ~the rules~ than about living sustainable lives lmao

been hanging out on rednote and one of the funniest things is when people in rural china come and dunk on me bc like. i can't even argue, bc they're objectively right. they'll be like "idiot americans have lawns and grow grass instead of vegetables. you can't even eat grass 😂"

Lots of people acting like I am actually trying to argue for the existence of lawns or defend American culture. taps the sign

i got a huge surge in followers, too. unless if you like old man yaoi i don't think you're going to enjoy your stay here

WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY TWEET

@AimIsOk1 i don’t even have a lawn so i don’t really have a horse in this race

@m0shim0chi i actually dont understand why you guys dont grow vegetables with so much of that land. like is it really just there to just look cute or what

@GoobsGoobs Personally, I use DeepL or Google Translate to talk to people since I also don’t speak Chinese. But the app also built in a Chinese ↔️ English translator. For example, if you tap and hold on a comment, it’ll offer to translate it into English

@m0shim0chi How do you use red note if you don’t speak Chinese. Or maybe you do, but I would like to use it and I don’t speak the language

@Psycho_Locks HI MUZ ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@11thDayEmperor @r00tbe4r ohhhh- I’m sorry, I totally misinterpreted your response, I thought you were accusing me of lying 😭 I was about to be like I’ll pull up my edufinancial dot com emails right now LOL no yeah that would be an incredible grift

@m0shim0chi @r00tbe4r Oh I wasn’t insinuating you didn’t have any, I just spit balled a hypothetical. Sorry!

@11thDayEmperor @r00tbe4r I left college with $90k in student loans. if that doesn’t seem like a lot, feel free to pay it off for me buddy!

@m0shim0chi @r00tbe4r Imagining a world where an American clout chases with the Chinese by pretending they have mountains of healthcare and education debt

@comradedykepop well, yeah, obviously. This is just a snippet of a convo I had which I thought was funny. He and I then talked about urban farming initiatives in our respective countries and we learned a lot from each other. I’m also not demonizing food, but home grown stir fry sounds good 🤷‍♀️

@m0shim0chi I need us to stop accepting the idea that there aren't processed foods in other countries and that there aren't veggies here. also need to stop demonizing food. it's very weird.

@r00tbe4r i'm actively contributing to it too and idec. folks over there love hearing about my student loan debt lmaoo

@m0shim0chi America is losing soft power by the minute and its soooooo funny to see

@mikromangorine i am also not a homeowner but it is extremely common for the homes that exist have lawns

@m0shim0chi It's always "Americans are stupid" and not "most Americans can't afford a home". Who the fuck told y'all we have lawns?

@FurryOswald @DucKhiemDang Oh yeah, that makes sense. Ty!!

@m0shim0chi @DucKhiemDang i'd say because its cheap, you can easily puncture it for drainage holes and it does the job

@DucKhiemDang Someone also asked me why don’t I grow vegetables in a foam box. Is there something specific about the foam that makes it better for growing plants, or is it just something easily available? I know nothing about plants or agriculture 😅

@m0shim0chi You WILL have an auntie who have a butload of foam boxes to grow onions

@eat6eyes LMAO the second they brought up her diagnosis I was like

watched the documentary "the crash" and POTS is mentioned...

anyways. when you have POTS and have a syncope episode (passing out), you generally go limp. i'll slump over in chairs, drop whatever i'm holding, collapse on the floor, etc. i'm dead weight. so regarding the documentary..... im not buying it 🧐

as someone who was diagnosed with POTS in like, 2007, it's very strange to see this become a disorder that nobody knows about (and because it's unknown, ppl think it's fake) to a disorder that everyone has heard before (and bc it's well known, ppl think it's fake) 😐