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@ToonDazza @Keir_Starmer @TheGreenParty 6%???????? That's what we are told.

Dear @Keir_Starmer - muslims make up around 6% of the population yet your entire tenuresship is spent appeasing them to get their vote - some advice: Muslims will vote for an Islamic independent first - one they can control. They will then vote @TheGreenParty because they are owned by Muslims. They will NOT vote @UKLabour any more as their use for you has disappeared. So in essence, youre fucked.

@tomthetar I had a few quid change from £3k

My council tax bill just dropped thru my door. £3k this year. No street lighting. Rarely see plod and my bins get emptied every 2 weeks.. The UK is going down the drain....... Could I pay for my own waste collection and not pay it ? Thievery is rife.

@HJB_News__ @zarahsultana Today, I heard that Iran had the capability to bomb london. They'd kill more muslims than Christians if they did 😅😅

@zarahsultana We don’t need a Muslim lecture on the interest of what the British public want. Shut the fuck up!

If Keir Starmer had any backbone, he’d put his illegal war on Iran to a parliamentary vote. The British public are done being America’s poodle.

@Biggriffin4 @BRIANq934 Probably kill more muslims than white people if they bomb London 😆😆

@BRIANq934 London be first,, O dear what shame.

I reckon if Iran has rockets that reach British soil. I’m fucked. If They’re hitting Faslane submarine base first

@HJB_News__ We've had ramadan shoved down our throats for 6 weeks in every supermarket I've been in

In England supermarkets have erased the word “Easter” as supermarkets were warned it could upset local Muslims.

@ukhomeoffice Oh fuck off

We have signed a new agreement with Nigeria to speed up the return of people with no legal right to be in the UK. This means quicker action against those who abuse our systems while keeping the process fair for those who follow the rules and come here legitimately.

@fesshole Thought you were going to say she smeared it all over her tit's & told you to lick it off.

Dated someone lovely. She invited me over for a cup of tea and asked if I'd like some chocolate when I arrived. When I said I did, she melted two large bars of dairy milk in a double boiler and then ladled us each a bowlful. I ended it because of the melted chocolate.

@XRLlareggub @eurofounder Surly if she went cycling in that top, her lungs would fall out!

@eurofounder What bike?

Perfect Saturday bike trip with my wife 30km along the river, train home, total cost = €3.50 In America this would require driving 3 hours, $25 parking, and a tip to a homeless guy to not touch your car I love living in Europe

@HJB_News__ Don't worry, before the Labour are kicked out in 3 years, they will be an amnesty for all asylum seekers. They will all be given citizenship & be allowed to bring all their relatives because it would be against their human rights not to have their family with them.

Where are all the women and children?

Certainly a day for the bicycle nonces

@SarcasticCdow That's because all the Tfl minicabs are working out of their area in St Albans

Amazing how pleasant London is to drive in when there’s not over 100k mini cabs clogging the roads

@veritasPLANET @HJB_News__ Well put

@HJB_News__ He is a vile, divisive and dangerous islamist. A cancer on London.

London mayor Sadiq Khan said that the far-right were criticising his Iftar in Trafalgar Square. He said he has Keir Starmer on his side and went on to say Londoners LOVE diversity and as long as he’s mayor, Trafalgar Square will to open to everyone.

@PaulGolding Probably Hatfield

‘British’ students. Looks like a uni in the Congo.

@FinanceTiger @zarahsultana Isn't she a wanted person in her own country?

@zarahsultana Meanwhile, Pakistan, your home country, killed 400 Afghani and not a single comment from you! Classic!

*except Palestinian, Iranian and Lebanese Muslims whose suffering you’re directly complicit in

@dharford79 I think the problem is automatic lights that don't recognise fog. Many people set their lights to auto & forget about them

And the amount of people who cannot seem to work out how to use lights on a car properly during foggy mornings is shocking! Stop relying on DRL! #RoadSafety

@Scott__Cheggs Chimney pot

I had to scrape the ice from the windscreen this morning at 06.30

@NoLongerTheFuzz @HazelAppleyard I stopped paying mine. They were banging on my door two months later.

@HazelAppleyard I’m too scared to cancel it due to former profession 😬 and the fact it doesn’t only cover watching their channel. I don’t understand how that works though - surely if I pay for Netflix, it’s already paid for. Got you by the short and curlies!

The BBC is an actual joke. If you’re still paying your TV license fee to these clowns, I hope you’re enjoying a front row seat to the circus. 🤡

@HJB_News__ Does he supply starmer with the rent boys?

This afternoon at Buckingham Palace, The President of Ukraine visited The King after collecting his £500,000 from Keir.