Michelle Henricks

GO WOKE GO BROKE B!TCH! Garth Brooks says he's "all done trying" to rejuvenate his career after losing nearly his entire fan base to the Bud Light controversy. "I should have kept my mouth shut," he told Rolling Stone, "Calling my fans a-holes was a huge mistake." Brooks lost his Vegas residency, found himself canceled from country tours across the country, and dropped from the number 4 country artist in the world to number 62. "It's time to check out and find my pasture."

I'm with dad on this one.😂

UPS: “Your package is in your city, on a truck driven by Mike. It will arrive on your doorstep at 6:27 p.m. today.” FedEx: “Your package is coming. You’ll get it when we get there.” USPS: “What package?” Amazon: “We are already inside your apartment. Check the bathroom.” Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster yesterday. Here are 20 ads for toaster ovens.”

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Tanner Henricks, YOU are a Golden Gopher 🫵

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

This is so insane “Crumbl Cookies is now selling a cookie with the amount of sugar you would get, not in 1, not in 5, BUT 11 of these Krispy Kreme donuts” This one cookie has 69 ingredients including one that crosses the blood brain barrier How is this legal??