Mac Gruber

You guys are still my favorite DFS site and your app works super well and is super user friendly and your company isn’t run by a bunch soulless ghouls…..JK April Fools! Hope you all lose your jobs the company fails miserably in prediction markets. Get fucked!

@bowtiedmeathead You can get a real estate license with just a HS degree or even a GED. Women can do especially well in Residential RE. Have her get her foot in the door early at a good firm and learn the ropes she can be making good money in her early twenties

My wife and I were talking the other day about potential career options for my 15 yrs old daughter who really struggles in school and is likely not college bound/material. For guys it’s easy… Don’t want to go to college, pick a trade or figure something else out such as a police officer, firefighter etc. It’s not as easy for girls. I think she would do well in sales since she is attractive, has the personality and is extremely social (spends hours everyday talking on the phone to all her friends). For parents with daughters who aren’t on the college path…what are some real, high-income career options you’ve seen work?

Gavin Newsom gave his close family friends $500,000 from the Pacific Palisades fire aid relief money Spencer Pratt “Let’s talk about the John Paul Getty Trust. The Getty Trust received a half a million dollars from fire aid money for its LA Arts Community Fire Relief Fund under the category musicians and artists. I'm not sure why the Getty Trust needed any fire aid money since their most recent IRS form declared a revenue of over $370 billion dollars in 2023 and assets totaling $12.3 billion dollars. The trust president and CEO one person received a salary of 3.7 million dollars so what exactly did the Getty Trust need $500,000 of fire aid money for well I guess it's just a little petty cash to exchange amongst friends because as you may recall the Newsomes and the Getty families have been socially intertwined for generations” - Getty family members donated over $500,000 to Newsom’s campaigns from his 1990s San Francisco supervisor run through his 2018 gubernatorial victory (e.g., bundled contributions via family trusts). This does not include the public J. Paul Getty Trust - The Getty family’s support has extended to Newsom’s political rise, with shared social circles including figures like Nancy Pelosi and Jerry Brown - Gordon Getty invested in all 11 of Newsom’s early ventures, holding lead stakes - A Getty family trust paid Newsom directly for investment consulting in the early 1990s - Gordon and Ann Getty provided undocumented gifts and low-interest loans for Newsom’s home purchases, including real estate in San Francisco Gavin Newsom paying his lifelong friends with fire aid money

@bordersroad @d0wnsideofme He’s def an obese gay virgin who will never have kids or know what that kind of love feels like thats why hes so miserable and just sits on the internet crying about a country he doesnt even live in. Literally the worst advertisement for being a commie ever.

I know @d0wnsideofme said the other day Kirks kids would grow up to hate him. But actually kids dont love or hate their parents based on political beliefs or opinions. Being a parent is actually very simple. If you genually love and care for your kids they will return this too you uncondtionally

@adamlevitan My wife is a foot and ankle surgeon, I told her about the list of injuries and the recovery time and asked her opinion… she said for any patient she’s ever had thats a career ender. Specifically the dislocated ankle she said is insanely bad. Pro athlete maybe diff story but idk

"Surgeons inserted a plate and screws in his bone. The post-op swelling was considerable, and he says the pain was a 14 or 15 on a scale of 10, the worst he ever felt, considerably worse than what he felt after an ACL tear in 2021." Four serious injuries at once. Only part of Chris Godwin story I can't square is the free agency money. Patriots presumably knew all the details of the injury, still reportedly offered $30M/year. Bucs almost certainly knew all the details, still offered $44M guaranteed.

@tomandmartys I had him in season long pga best ball last year and needed him to play down the stretch and he let me down so this really sticks out in my mind. I think he just doesnt give a shit. He had the exact same weak ass schedule last year i dont get it. Have to assume he doesnt care idk

Since winning the Houston Open at the end of March, Min Woo Lee has been atrocious. More so, he’s only played 9 times out of 18 events since, including just once in August, despite being on the bubble for making the top 50 on Fed Ex standings. I am certain he joins LIV soon.

@hopebishop will UD be doing fedex cup playoff best ball for pga this season?

@xRemarks @goodworkmb @BillAckman Make sure to zip up his pants when your done bud

@goodworkmb Give @BillAckman some credit, he had the guts to step on the court and pursue something he clearly enjoys. It’s easy to mock from the sidelines, but until you’ve built a $9 billion empire yourself, maybe show a little respect.

Bill Ackman changed tennis forever 30 for 30: 'Net Worth' now streaming

@mikemovies @ThatKevinSmith Thats my high school buddies mom in that scene. Awesome lady

@RobBoltonGolf Makes a lot more sense now! I was wondering what played into that decision

@mac_gruber At first glance, perhaps, but this is how I analyzed his decision in the FI last Tuesday. (He wasn't maxed out on his divisor, thus the reasoning. Also gives him an extra week off to rest and prep.)

2/ Field ▲s → @TruistChamp OUT Nicolai Højgaard (fell to 6th in Aon Swing 5) Keith Mitchell (fell to 10th in Aon Swing 5) IN Sam Stevens (rose to 3rd in Aon Swing 5) Erik van Rooyen (rose to 2nd in Aon Swing 5)

@Jason Might be the most embarrassing thing ive ever seen. You guys are the most self important losers on the planet jesus christ. This isnt about you and even if it was that would not be a flex.

All In, the movie 🍿

@CNviolations Anna Lake?

Do you know the woman's name?

17 years ago today, #TheWire Season 5 Ep: 8 “Clarifications” premiered on HBO “The suspect has trouble with lasting relationships and is possibly a high-functioning alcoholic” -FBI Profiler

@Cobratate Sounds pretty gay

The optimal familiar setup is clans. With men and females largely seperate. I grew up with men on one table, kids and women on another. So the men could talk real things. Now every man is stuck with his wife. Tables full of men quietly listening while some dudes wife splutters bullshit into a mans conversation. The Nuclear family has nuked masculinity to zero.

The best 2 minutes of the political internet came curtesy of @adamcarolla having none of Gavin’s B.S.

One of the worst analogies ever made. Should definitely be fired and maybe put in jail for life? WTF is this shit. Try Joe Burrow for Gus Edwards maybe idk

@BigLoaf_Fantasy If you are still doing these can you send for “scooterparry” thank you!!

BBMV Update: Last week before playoff pods, which means the last week of this sheet being anything other than the finished product Your ceiling advance rate at this point probably sits somewhere between your Within 20 & 40 Pts %, so don't expect heavy swings Drop your UD user and I'll get this generated for your squads I'll be doing a review of my portfolio + hits and misses soon -- so I'll save you guys from having to hear the status of my painfully average teams this week Thanks to everyone who has engaged with this all season -- if there isn't an inhouse tool we can use for this next year, the sheets will be making a return in 2025!

@d0wnsideofme I feel like every FG should just be 3 points. Maybe 4 points for 55+ or something but its honestly absurd that you get more points for a 50 yarder than a passing TD.

Already drawing stone dead but it’s great that a 3 point field goal is worth more than a 6 point passing TD! Congrats

@adamlevitan Adam this is great stuff as always. Can you go into detail on how 1st Rd byes factor into this? Would the Ravens and Bills and Eagles have higher total game upside because they are the most likely teams to be able to run the table while playing in the 1st Rd? Aka 4 game potential

Big part of playoff-only Best Ball is figuring out how many games to project for each team. We doing our best to model this. These are the projected games we are using for our rankings right now.