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@macdennvs

gay vampires + lesbian cannibals

21 he they Katılım Kasım 2019
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claiiir@himmeljoshi·
peak fiction is when two characters that absolutely despise each other are just parallels of one another
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jude@macdennvs·
@mellowyume14 straight up when i got turned on by a woman
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jude@macdennvs·
@Hazeludw i met someone on vacation, hung out for 2 weeks, and the rest of our 6 year friendship has been online if that counts
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Hazel@Hazeludw·
who actually has an online friendship that has lasted more than 2 years ??
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jude@macdennvs·
@offbeatorbit i think she did fuck bts idk i believe her
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jude@macdennvs·
@Carzonfye it’s all fun and games until a serial killer starts dumping the bodies in the river like in austin 🥀
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carz@Carzonfye·
If you didnt build your city on a bigass river basically you’re stupid
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𝄞₊˚⊹ pinkuu
𝄞₊˚⊹ pinkuu@pinkuushi·
how it feels talking to literally anyone around my age
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Lyn🦋@_ayandamay·
I’ll never forgive Class of 2010 for being able to spell “SEN10RS” like that....
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jude@macdennvs·
@CH0ERRYTALK knowing full well winter will come again and she needs the insulation… she’s so down bad
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jude@macdennvs·
@l0s3rg1rlie who gaf!!!!!! wear ur cool ass shoes!!!!!!!!!!
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marceline of losertwt🏳️‍⚧️
gyze do we think these are like, annoyingly queer and attention seeking? or should i be fine to wear these around my uni campus without too many looks? /gen question
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jude
jude@macdennvs·
@ReggiSaxx like that’s 4.5 pages of work before formatting
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Reggie Saxx
Reggie Saxx@ReggiSaxx·
10 pages double spaced with works cited is really not that much bruh
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jude
jude@macdennvs·
@vishulore wow i was way too young to fully appreciate this show
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jude@macdennvs·
@scrumble_eggs i have vivid memories of being like 14 and saying dr pepper and sgt pepper were both women and married
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mr_eggs
mr_eggs@scrumble_eggs·
Admit it. You assumed that Dr. Pepper was a man. You didn’t even consider that Dr. Pepper could be a woman.
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sierra
sierra@djopuppyy·
wives sharing cardigan closet
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jude@macdennvs·
@latkedelrey like the effects of stimulants are more akin to coffee than any other drug
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latke
latke@latkedelrey·
my timeline is constantly stuff like this and i just wanna say i think it’s funny how everyone acts about stimulants now. it reminds me of having a few sips of beer or wine as a child and acting drunk
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jude@macdennvs·
@Favwontmiss the first time i ever met my best friend i knew we were gonna be besties bc we started talking abt if we both had gigantic prehensile penises that could snake under the table and wrap around each other
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Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss·
The fastest way to make a neurodivergent person comfortable is to skip the warm-up and just say the weird thing.
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