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Having been a @BankofAmerica @MerrillLynch client for decades, I will close all my accounts because of their inability to resolve an account fee dispute of $50. Their excuse is that the "system" won't allow it🤦 @BofA_Help: No one at your sad bank is empowered to solve problems.

“I am Optima™ Prime, and I send this message to the #smokefleet fighting magats and nazis: We are here. We are waiting. Roll out!”

This is a fair question to all evangelical Christians, including myself: “Dear conservative evangelicals; You gave him a pass on “grab them by the pussy.” You don’t mind that he’s an Olympics-class liar. A thirty-four count fraud conviction didn’t faze you. Not even an adjudication of rape bothered you. He’s mentioned in the Epstein documents literally 38,000 times. You don’t find it odd that he’s personally blocking the release of three million of those files. He’s the most corrupt politician in American history. He’s broken all ten of the Ten Commandments. Including taking the lives of 153 little girls whose only crime was being in school. And then he lied about it. He doesn’t go to your church. He doesn’t go to ANY church. He cheats at golf. He cheats at business. He cheats contractors. He cheats on his wives. He cheats in elections. He’s profane. Crooked. Disrespectful. Selfish. Driven by greed. By ego. By revenge. Yet here you are worshipping a golden idol in his likeness. So what is it about YOU that makes you a Christian? Bruce Lindner”

Finally some recognition #smokefleet #NAFO

@TimHannan @MiloVelimirovic Yeah but don't feel so bad, 70 million thought that Trump was gonna make America great🤣🤣🤣

John Fetterman isn’t brain damaged, he’s just a corrupt piece of shit. I don’t think I’ve ever misjudged anyone more in my life.

@Super_Samario @BenzAffleck @theliamnissan Sedan Ackroyd would def get some follows

My viewership has nosedived so badly that I’m wondering if I should join @theliamnissan’s #smokefléét & rebrand as…🥁🥁🥁 Sedan Ackroyd! "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses"😎🤣 #smokefleet

This is exactly what MAGA voted for, no??

Expecting to receive your Trump phone is like expecting your Trump University education to land you a job.

Unboxing the BRAND NEW Trump phone!!!

Lol

If the Whack a Mole moles could ride, they would ride with #smokefeet

And I predict zero consequences because the Dems are weak and will keep losing until they grow a pair and start kicking butt

The Thelma T1 phone is a foldable device running the Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 with 24GB of RAM and 1 TB of Storage. It runs Android 16 and has 7 years of guaranteed updates. Or maybe I won't make anything at all. Please pay your non-refundable $100 pre-order fee to find out.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @ghoulboss1313 If it's not gold plated or at least gold colored you might not get as many takers

Who knew that a Hollywood actor could be such a unifier 😁 And for you MAGA, he's actually a great actor!

In his own words, Epstein was a "terrific guy" who was "a lot of fun to be with," adding that "it is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side". Spread the word #smokefeet

@mariana057 But your honesty, wow 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

I may not be good looking, but let me tell you, my personality... Also terrible.

The sad part is the Trump Phone scam is one of the smaller frauds the Trump family has perpetrated.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @JackDanielle They knew it too, wow!

According to the UFO Files scientists at NASA recently decoded an alien radio signal that originated over 8 billion years ago around the time the Universe was formed. It said: "Iran is two weeks away from having a nuclear weapon"