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@alphafox i thought communicating in pictures died with cavemen.

GenZ thinks that a thumbs up emoji is rude, and would appreciate if you stopped using it:

@honeymoon250 Non-presidential and Trumps 3rd term.

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

the poisonous end of a snake and 5 seconds of my time.

@thejaybaybay its sweaty weather.

Definitely not sweater weather

@thejaybaybay theres no way this is how anyone looks at hot dogs...

This is how I look at hot dogs. Yearningly

@anthony_night_7 @HustleBitch_ this kid is never gonna touch another intoxicating substance again!

@HustleBitch_ He recovered from what it seems 🙌🏽 God is Great

🚨 9-YEAR-OLD OVERDOSES ON THC GUMMIES AT SCHOOL — CAN’T SEE, SPEAK, OR HEAR — DOESN’T KNOW WHO HE IS A mother films her son in a hospital bed… screaming, crying, completely disoriented. She says he came home from school unable to speak… unable to hear… not knowing his own name or where he was. • Allegedly given THC gummies by another student • Severe hallucinations and confusion • Fighting doctors and his own mother • Heart rate going up and down • Doctors say he’s “extremely high” and has to ride it out He’s drooling, panicking, completely out of control. This didn’t happen at a party. This happened during a normal school day. Now the video is going viral and parents are asking how something like this even gets inside a classroom. If this can happen during a normal school day… what else is getting through?

@TheBlondeVault is that your cousin flying up there?

📸 Kirstentoosweet 🤯

@jessalanfields @JeroenBee1 @Dogetothemoon @elonmusk condoms or birth control? maybe just pulling out?

@JeroenBee1 @Dogetothemoon @elonmusk Such as

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

@jessalanfields @Dogetothemoon @elonmusk i didnt even know twitter was around in 2008. i first heard about it in 2009.

@Dogetothemoon @elonmusk Please make this Elon Got 5 kids here

@elonmusk bro you literally made twitter suck. no way in hell i would trust your excessively computerized vehicles.

@ACBFSU3 @joeroganhq Yeah, the other planets are flat as well...

@joeroganhq …And then he lies and says the Earth is round.

Elon Musk: "God is the creator. I believe this universe came from something."

@joeroganhq Dude ruined Twitter. He said "keep freedom free" then slapped a price tag on it.

We’ve officially filed a Wyoming Decentralized Unincorporated Nonprofit Association (DUNA) for Lightchain AI. This establishes • Legal recognition of the DAO • Governance powered by LCAI holders • On-chain decision making framework • Nonprofit structure aligned with decentralized AI Membership = LCAI + active governance participation This is the bridge between Web3 decentralization 🤝 real-world legal infrastructure Next up • DAO-driven operations • Exchange readiness • Mainnet progression The foundation is now in place.

@thejaybaybay I lost all my hair once. On my balls. After I shaved them.

I lost no joke 3/4 of my hair a few months after I had mono and physically it didn’t hurt but it definitely hurt my confidence. Clumps and clumps would come out at a time. At my worst my entire head of hair was as thick as a pencil

@MindOfHeadking Not the same girl

This should be a crime.

@chooserich your argument fell apart when i saw your face.

🚨CRYPTO RED ALERT RAISED🚨 BITCOIN WILL BE HACKED WITHIN THREE YEARS

So on Twitter (because x is a letter and not a brand) you gotta pay to be seen. Do Tesla vehicles require an additional payment to turn on?

@Papajmb51 @alphafox lol no.

@alphafox Truth! As long as she’s happy 💕

I dont know how anyone can do this to their body, but I guess she's happy?

@BrandonStraka the problem is franchises can charge whatever they want with little regulation.

A customer orders a “$5 footlong” at Subway and is stunned by the price, highlighting how fast costs have surged in recent years. “F*ck you Subway.”

@kiahmissfit You're a bot

say hi so i know if you’re active on X 🤭