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@edwinsifuna @RadioJamboKenya You should not be doing such interviews, you are passed radio jambo weingo...

@RadioJamboKenya wanadai “unavoidable circumstances” 😁😁😁😁 but IYKYK! Hata ndio mzuri nione Arsenali wakipigwa bila pressure ya kuamka mapema.

@PoliceKE But human crime?

Snake Smuggling Bust at Namanga A 13-foot python has been intercepted at the Namanga One Stop Border Post, hidden inside a box disguised as spare parts. The reptile was discovered by hawk eyed officers during a routine search on a Dar es Salaam–Nairobi bus. The bus crew are currently in custody as investigations continue. Wildlife crime? Not on our watch.

@bakhita_esther @_DCPTV It got out of hands long ago, sahii ndio unajua? 😁😁😁

Whoever has created this image must be arrested @_DCPTV trace the origin of this image, the president must be respected. Kenyans joke too much but now it’s getting out of hand.

@Adele_lide Ahahaha😁😁😁 mnashangaza, why are you crying though? Men have not complained we are just minding our ouw businesses and doing us, learn the same,,,

Btw sikuizi madem ndio wako na pesa. Wanajipeleka out wenyewe, wanajinunulia drinks wenyewe. That is why that Kikuyu Mataha festival was full of women. Wanaume wa sikuizi wako lazy sana btw. Itafika place women will not need men anymore endeleeni tu kuwa lazy

@Adele_lide Shida yenu ni hnaga akili na ndio you've denied yourselves to think! Passports na good conduct itasaidiaje mama ako huko thogonoi, Marsabit mtu hata jajui atakula nini lep jioni. My old lady has never taken a certificate of good conduct kwa maisha yake sasa utamwambia nini.

Passport na Good Conduct certificate inatoka na 3 days na bado uko hapo unasema RUTO MUST GO. Are you really normal?

@Adele_lide Ahahaha😁😁😁😁 nkt!

Edwin Sifuna, Godfrey Osotsi and Caleb Hamisi are currently bribing people with Ksh.500 at Sichirai market in Lurambi Kakamega to attend their Linda Mwananchi rally. If you're truly popular, why are you bribing people to attend your rally?

@BernardKavuli Who is this you are comparing with Edu,,, comedian shuwali, kuweni serious pia.

Between Sifuna and Jalang’o, who would you vote for as Nairobi senator?

@FGaitho237 Umbwa ya mamako kanono? Wee concentrate kupunguza mafuta ngui ici!!!

Yote tisa, Sifuna asahau Nairobi. Arudi kwao Kanduyi. Umbwa yeye. And neither is Jalango an option. All Raila orphans MUST fall, no matter how many propagandists and influencers they pay.

@RobertAlai Kwani mko na akili ya kufikia? Nyinyi?

Do we think before doing such? Do we really think?

@aime_mwizaa Uwongo.... Ukora tupu! Hakuna kitu kama hiyo,,, lie🤥🤥🤥

Is it true that Real men love it fallen! 🤔

@oelma__ Women

@TrollFootball Where is African footballers? The like of E'too

Who was it?

@ItsAmahAdoma Right here in heaven.

He doesn’t smoke He doesn’t drink He doesn’t womanise He doesn’t party He stays at home He doesn’t bet Where can I find him??

@MikeSonko Uwongo yako ni kubwa... World Cup gani ilifanyika 2000? Ok soith Africa ilikuwa 2010.

@FGaitho237 Wee ni mbwa tu mtu wa Zambia. Yiu are not a Kenyan nono nkt!

The entirety of Nairobi’s skyline MUST be covered in thick black smoke. Get your old tyres ready. Parliament and StateHouse must fall.

@Ohta_Ryota Who is this guy? 😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣

99.99% of Kenyans don't know she is a CS in this Government. Not seen, not heard, zero impact. Just filling up space for nothing.

@ahmednasirlaw Sijawai ona mtu mnafki, mpumbavu, mbinafsi na mkabila kama huyu Rigathi. I mean am for RMG but listening to this guy sometimes makes me start thinking otherwise, if he is the option.

This DO is empty in the head...just air, and may be even some sand!

@ahmednasirlaw @Wakabando @WehliyeMohamed If petty was to be a person... The hell is this guy saying???

Hon. Gachagua is now being very CHILDISH. May be he was CHILDISH all along! @Wakabando @WehliyeMohamed

@MikeSonko I honestly don't regret the life I have lived so far. I mean it's God all through.

@Itumbi_Denis Amalize haraka aende

What's that urgent message I should pass to H.E?