Sir Denning

@Qs_Manu @LeeRussian 1a

@LeeRussian hata muiite aje, bado hatuna stima!!!

Naskia F4 si transformer... ni recloser. We learn every day

@Mmoonammadu @marriedmn Well said

@marriedmn Focus more on your hobbies, treat her exactly how she treats you, if the relationship fails/ends , great, time for the next chapter. We're born into this world for reasons far greater than a woman's love and loyalty (which often fades with time).

Most men don’t realize their wife has lost respect for them… until it’s too late. Here are 7 signs she no longer respects you: 1. She withholds s3x or she never initiates.

@awkwardgoogle The guy must be a pioneer bit coin holder.😁😁

Google Maps showed the career growth of a guy in the USA.

@_KasKazini That lady can smile from the court to the bank with that response🤑

@C_NyaKundiH The family should get a lawyer ASAP

Nominated Senator Karen Nyamu's apology for s3xualizing a underage school girl should have come with a resignation letter. We can't have politicians who build nothing showing their immorality and emptiness on national TV and walk scot-free. That era is past. Apology is not enough. If she doesn't resign, removing a senator simple. UDA party should communicate Nyamu's expulsion to the speaker of the Senate. There are many other able bodied and brainy Kenyan ladies that can fill this post.

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

@DearS_o_n Nobody

At your lowest, who was there for you?

@RadicalFalk First investment in the Us is to get an overlanding truck🫥

Never buy a house in the USA. Never.

@anishmoonka Adidas making a killing an the stockmarket 🤑🤑🤑

Nike spent ten years trying to break the 2-hour marathon. They named a project after it. They built special shoes. They paid the greatest marathoner alive to chase it. Yesterday, a Kenyan runner finally did it in 1:59:30, wearing Adidas. Sabastian Sawe used to be a pacemaker. A pacemaker is the kind of runner you hire to set the speed for the first few miles of a race and then drop out before the finish. In January 2022, Sawe got booked to do exactly that at a half-marathon in Spain. He'd never raced more than three miles in his life. He stayed in for the full 13 and won the whole thing. Adidas signed him not long after. Four years later, he became the first human ever to run an official marathon under 2 hours. Nike, meanwhile, started this whole project in 2016 with a public goal called "Breaking2." They paid for the shoes, the pacemakers, the science labs, and Eliud Kipchoge himself. Kipchoge ran 1:59:40 in Vienna in 2019, but the event was a closed-course exhibition with rotating pacemakers and a pace car projecting a green laser line onto the road. The sport's governing body never recognized it as a real race. It didn't count. Then Nike's running business cratered. Digital sales fell 26% in one quarter. Their share of footwear sold at Dick's Sporting Goods went from 39% to 32% in five months. On Running grew from $330 million to $1.8 billion between 2020 and 2025. Hoka nearly quadrupled. Roger Federer left Nike for On. Nike's board fired the CEO in October 2024. Adidas spent the same period building a better shoe. The new Adizero Adios Pro Evo 3 took three years to develop. It weighs 97 grams, about 3.4 ounces, lighter than a deck of cards. A Wall Street Journal-cited study found that wearing a shoe 3.5 ounces lighter saves a runner around 57 seconds across a marathon. Sawe beat the third-place finisher by 58 seconds. Adidas also did something Nike never did for Kipchoge. They wrote a $50,000 check to the official anti-doping body for track and field, asking it to test Sawe more aggressively than any other runner alive. He got tested 25 times in the two months before last year's Berlin Marathon, and Adidas signed up to fund this for the length of his contract. The logic: the moment Sawe ran a marathon this fast, the world was going to ask if he cheated, especially after his countrywoman Ruth Chepngetich got a 3-year doping ban in 2025. Adidas got out ahead of it. The shoe retails at $500 and is barely available. Adidas's Adizero shoes won half of all major marathon races in 2024. Yesterday in London, four of the top five finishers wore the same Adidas shoe. Yomif Kejelcha crossed the line 11 seconds after Sawe and also broke 2 hours. The top three runners all beat the previous world record. Nike's only response was an Instagram post. Three sentences long: "The clock has been reset. There is no finish line." That was their entire public reaction to losing a 10-year moonshot to their biggest rival.

@LarryMadowo This guy built different...finished, still walking and standing like nothing just happened.🤯🤯🤯

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

@kchriss14dn Just notice he married two ladies at a go. A king this one😁😁

When you Best Friends come to you wedding Ceremony 🤣😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@9k_aris The best defination of ungrateful kids

Wacha ujinga msee 170 ni pesa mingi. Enda apo relic KCC 650am upande train ya Tao ni 50 jioni 5:30pm do the same ubaki na 70ya chapo madondo, sio wewe wa kwanza kusomea town na unaishi kariobangi

@LabRat_ke Maombi ya junior ilijibiwa man😇

Kama Jamaa hangetendwa na madem,, mjunior hangekua anaenjoy hivi

@georgediano Honey harvests got me😂🤣🤣

Sister JOYCE was lucky enough to find a tall dark and handsome Luo man called Otis. Kijana Kampenda, kamchukuwa Kisha kamtengeneza as y'all can see. After months of supplying high voltage electricity without an iota of blackouts, daughter of Agrippina had a very heated disagreement with her man, OTIS. Sister JOYCE then PUSHED Otis on the wall shouting, "Nipige, nipige sahi mbwa wewe, niuwe ndio ujuwe mimi sio mamako mwenye hana meno, nipige kama wewe ni mwanaume." Otis had to launch his hand inside his wandawea to confirm if indeed he still had his instruments of power intact. After confirm that indeed, he was still a mundulume, he had to grant Sister Joyce his wish. She said… Beat me if you’re a Man… Otis didn’t hesitate bcoz daughter of Agrippina had consented to be disfigured. Because of anger, especially the mother being involved in their differences, Otis made her look like a honey harvester. Now Joyce cannot even smile for the Camera. Ladies, during an argument with sons of Adonija, Don't you dare touch his mother especially a Luo. I don't advocate for GBV, but Women should stop trying their men's temperance. As much as we men are supposed to know how to control ourselves, I still ask our girls to teach themselves kiburi na madharau will not work in your favour. Even men know where to draw the line,, pls pls pls pls pls stop provoking men, it will not be well with you. And fellow Gentlemen, mouthy and provocative women should be avoided at all cost, they can make you a killer in no time. JOYCE requested for a beating,, JOYCE was beaten,, JOYCE is now satisfied. Congratulations to Mr. Otis. The gbv was towards Otis! It was self defense. Let's end GBV gaiiz

@elonmusk Dear @elonmusk if you are building a civilization on mars consider me i got skills in construction.🤗

In 4 or 5 years, there will be a launch every hour

Can Kindiki do or say this? When Gachagua was the Dp.

@Bab__Jay I thought he was wearing socks 🤔

Jana Amerix alisema stop saving women, you are not Jesus, shida hamsikiangi😂

@Vickyjr Theft

What scares you the most about car ownership?

@EAukot I wonder who are those silly people clapping 😡

Pension imeenda! So, we forget the pensioners for now and think about their children!

@georgediano In short bibi asiwahi jua your exact wealth😮‍💨

Mrs Kouri Richins slipped a lethal dose of synthetic opioid into her husband's cocktail five times, which led to his demise. Kouri had $4.5 million debts hanging over her head. Her husband named Eric Richins' estate was worth $4 million. She was already in a relationship with another man, but she was unwilling to leave her husband with nothing. She came up with a deadly plan to Sayunize her husband and walk away with his estate. After the death of her husband, she wrote a book on grief. She thought writing a book about the death of her husband was going to take the authorities' eyes off her trail. Extensive investigations were carried out, including going through her browsing history. It was discovered how she was able to lace her husband's cocktail drinks with poison with the help of Google. Kouri Richins has been convicted of the murder of her husband. Her sentencing is scheduled for May 13. She is likely to be sentenced to 25 years in prison. Kings, your life is your wife's hands. If you know how vulnerable you are before a woman whom you want to share the same space with, you will carry out due diligence before marrying her. If you can't find a woman who is going to make a good wife, remain single. Being single is better than ending up with a bad wife. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa!!!