Grace MacKenna

@Camel_Crushin An incorrect use of a word my apologies. I meant are you a soothsayer type person a sage imagine my embarrassment when I looked up Maji. 🤦‍♀️

@mackenna_grace What’s that?

I’m not saying that all F150 drivers are assholes. I’m just saying I’ve never met one that wasn’t.

@JPLFR80 Day-aaaay-ay-oh…

@mackenna_grace DAAAAAYYYY-OOOOO

"Hey, Mr tally man, tally me bananas" - Harry Belafonte, 1954

Who wants to come soak in the hotel, hot tub in North Canton Ohio? Let’s do this.

@difficultpatty Were you wearing a cheetah bathrobe? Did you have seasonal napkins? Listen, we’re gonna have to sit down and have a serious talk. Salad really??? 🙄

Hi. I'm 45 and still don't know if I'm putting on eyeliner correctly.

@turtledumplin I think they whack anyone who’s off key or out of tune is an infraction in an orchestra with the stick they wave. I don’t know for sure though, so don’t quote me.

I still don’t understand what a music conductor does besides wave their arms holding a stick.

@BooksAndAxes @dexteristwisted The secret is never to have expectations. They are after all the number one cause of disappointment. It’s been empirically, scientifically, theoretically, hypotenuse tested to be true. You are welcome.

@difficultpatty 🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏❤️👏

Friend: Can I borrow a hair band? Me: *retrieving Bon Jovi from the basement* Please have them home by 9.

@Camel_Crushin I’ll take some of that whatever… it’s pretty hot. Damn.

Have a day or whatever.

I believe I’ve done enough damage for the day. “Curtsies”

@CamInksaton 🤣😂😬

I think sweatshops are appalling Someone should get those kids some air conditioning

@SexyAsCin Wait, what’s an influencer?

@thenostalgic Before everyone says, I’m a fucking idiot… I meant to say it is literally the only literary AutoCorrect hates me.

@thenostalgic It literally is the only literal purpose for the phrase. In an impolite or uncouth or, at my dining room table… one would just say… “you’re a fucking idiot”. 😂

Have you ever noticed how “with all due respect” is just the windup to an insult?

@Camel_Crushin 🤦‍♀️🤭

Her: I need to tell you a secret. Me: I already know. Her: How? Me: Because I hear the secrets that you keep when you’re talking in your sleep, baby.

@Camel_Crushin Please stop it. I’m trying to be morose and self loathing today. All of this laughter is not helping me achieve my goal at all. 😂🤣😂🤣

If I go to bed now I can get 18 hours of sleep.

@Camel_Crushin Here’s my address…

*turns on Deftones* Let’s fuck!

“We are the drunks and the dreamers
The criers and cheaters
The ones you’ll find down on our knees
We are the fortunate ones” “We are fleers and fighters
Lying back biters
Begging against a reprise
We are the fortunate ones” “We’re the lovers and liars
Starting small fires
Burning our hearts to the ground
And we are the fortunate ones” “We are greedy and growling
Full moon howling
If only they hear it out loud
We are the fortunate ones” “We are the fortunate ones
The fuel in this crazy machine
For dreaming the things that we dream
For saying the things that we say when we say” “We’re the raging pretenders
The five-time offenders
Hurting nobody more than ourselves
We are the fortunate ones”

@fawntheasian I hate when this happens. I have made exceptions and it has worked out but that’s only because I’ve gotten a good vibe in the initial exchange. If someone says deposits are a scam, I block them. There’s no discussion passed that.

Providers, have you ever been told: "I cannot send a deposit, but I am a good gentlemen and will pay when we meet". Have you ever trusted someone saying this? If yes how did it go? I have no idea why I should trust someone I do not know and that person cannot trust me. 🤔