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Grace MacKenna

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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@Camel_Crushin An incorrect use of a word my apologies. I meant are you a soothsayer type person a sage imagine my embarrassment when I looked up Maji. 🤦‍♀️
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
I’m not saying that all F150 drivers are assholes. I’m just saying I’ve never met one that wasn’t.
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JP 🍍@JPLFR80·
"Hey, Mr tally man, tally me bananas" - Harry Belafonte, 1954
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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
Who wants to come soak in the hotel, hot tub in North Canton Ohio? Let’s do this.
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Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@difficultpatty Were you wearing a cheetah bathrobe? Did you have seasonal napkins? Listen, we’re gonna have to sit down and have a serious talk. Salad really??? 🙄
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your other mom
your other mom@difficultpatty·
Hi. I'm 45 and still don't know if I'm putting on eyeliner correctly.
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Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@turtledumplin I think they whack anyone who’s off key or out of tune is an infraction in an orchestra with the stick they wave. I don’t know for sure though, so don’t quote me.
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Linda
Linda@turtledumplin·
I still don’t understand what a music conductor does besides wave their arms holding a stick.
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Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@BooksAndAxes @dexteristwisted The secret is never to have expectations. They are after all the number one cause of disappointment. It’s been empirically, scientifically, theoretically, hypotenuse tested to be true. You are welcome.
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your other mom@difficultpatty·
Friend: Can I borrow a hair band? Me: *retrieving Bon Jovi from the basement* Please have them home by 9.
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
Have a day or whatever.
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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
I believe I’ve done enough damage for the day. “Curtsies”
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I think sweatshops are appalling Someone should get those kids some air conditioning
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Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@thenostalgic Before everyone says, I’m a fucking idiot… I meant to say it is literally the only literary AutoCorrect hates me.
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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@thenostalgic It literally is the only literal purpose for the phrase. In an impolite or uncouth or, at my dining room table… one would just say… “you’re a fucking idiot”. 😂
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The Nostalgic
The Nostalgic@Thenostalgic·
Have you ever noticed how “with all due respect” is just the windup to an insult?
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
Her: I need to tell you a secret. Me: I already know. Her: How? Me: Because I hear the secrets that you keep when you’re talking in your sleep, baby.
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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@Camel_Crushin Please stop it. I’m trying to be morose and self loathing today. All of this laughter is not helping me achieve my goal at all. 😂🤣😂🤣
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Benny Boy
Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
If I go to bed now I can get 18 hours of sleep.
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Benny Boy@Camel_Crushin·
*turns on Deftones* Let’s fuck!
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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
“We are the drunks and the dreamers
The criers and cheaters
The ones you’ll find down on our knees
We are the fortunate ones” “We are fleers and fighters
Lying back biters
Begging against a reprise
We are the fortunate ones” “We’re the lovers and liars
Starting small fires
Burning our hearts to the ground
And we are the fortunate ones” “We are greedy and growling
Full moon howling
If only they hear it out loud
We are the fortunate ones” “We are the fortunate ones
The fuel in this crazy machine
For dreaming the things that we dream
For saying the things that we say when we say” “We’re the raging pretenders
The five-time offenders
Hurting nobody more than ourselves
We are the fortunate ones”
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Grace MacKenna
Grace MacKenna@mackenna_grace·
@fawntheasian I hate when this happens. I have made exceptions and it has worked out but that’s only because I’ve gotten a good vibe in the initial exchange. If someone says deposits are a scam, I block them. There’s no discussion passed that.
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Fawntheasian💕💕
Fawntheasian💕💕@fawntheasian·
Providers, have you ever been told: "I cannot send a deposit, but I am a good gentlemen and will pay when we meet". Have you ever trusted someone saying this? If yes how did it go? I have no idea why I should trust someone I do not know and that person cannot trust me. 🤔
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