Maddy Beard

Hello I have leveled up on floral arranging and photography

Dear delivery drivers, Listen. I appreciate your work. You bring me delicious food when I neither wish to cook or leave the house. BUT CAN WE AGREE to NOT smoke or ~smoke~ in the car with said food?? I’m tired of my food smelling like 🦨

Not that anyone cares but raising a toddler is not showering for a few days and then when you finally do you find a sticker on your butt cheek and you’re not even sure how long it’s been there

@Jason_McElwee_ Back to Beaumont!

We move in 3 days and I’m so excited I could cry and also so stressed I could also cry

Me waking up this glorious Halloween month morning

It's time.

me and my bestie:

Momma, I made it. #artist #WomensArt

HELL YES!! Look at my bestie doing the damn thing🥹🥹🥹

Did I make a cringy ig reel? Yes. Did it get more interaction than anything else I’ve ever posted including my actual flowers? Yes. Am I confused? Also yes.

@jolee_french The way I just gasped at the absurdity is comical. Are we not in 2022?

Just found out that a certain *invite-only prestigious artist’s association for cowboy art* that’s been a goal of mine for years, doesn’t accept women. Welcome to my Joker arc.

Ehhh here’s another one. Blame my husband for being my hype man

Idk if this is cool but here you go Twitter

@CaitlinGrammer I was crying laughing at how left field it went😂 highly recommend. It’s an adorable movie

Oooh this just jumped straight to the top of my watch list

The Bachelor but they have to do premarital counseling

@emmilyymarie_ @venticlaire Lol mine was with chewed skittles 🤪

@venticlaire i never had the sex talk but what I did get was a visual lesson involving Oreos being licked and chewed on and then saying “would you want to eat the used ones? No. Nobody would. That’s why it’s important to stay pure” 🤙🏻

THE FIRST PIC OF JENNA MARBLES IN YEARS EVERYBODY MOVE

I’ve been laughing at this picture all day💀 happy Valentine’s Day lmao