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Attention! Our talented new recruit reports for duty TONIGHT! Agent @madeIeinesmith is rolling up her sleeves and moving on up at The Fortune this evening 🌚👏

it - and i cannot stress this enough - me

Rocky Horror-style screenings of Inside Llewyn Davis

Met gala this met gala that. When Erebus and Terror sailed north in search of the Northwest passage in 1845 they were "met" with unexpectedly cold winters which locked them in the ice and doomed them, cementing their place in history as a tragic testament to imperialistic hubris

“Oh hell yes” - Schrödinger, reading the first line of A Tale of Two Cities

I. FUCKING. HATE. THE. MONASTERY. the older monks make me suffer earthly desires and shout go want boy go

if she’s your girl then why does her leitmotif appear in part of my battle theme :/

next time someone asks about my sexuality i’m staying dead silent and sliding them this image across the table like a ransom note

the trolley 𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺

If your milk hotel is neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the milk hotel of the oppressor.

did it hurt? when you sat through 2 hours of camila cabello to see james acaster play a rat?

@Ellatasker_ i am choosing to own this bitingly accurate analysis, and consider it proof that god gives his cringiest interests to his sexiest disciples

Doomed Arctic Expedition is the best genre.

"No rapping tonight" Why? "You rap about doomed arctic explorer francis rawdon moira crozier every time it's embarrassing" Ok [After one beer] Uh oh yall, I think I need some closure,

guest rapper on gorillaz song: i been in ends since ten kicking product round the bend, my mum died of tuberculosis i'm slipping into psychosis Damon Albarn on the chorus: ooooooh flimsy steve, where did you go, what have you seen

@Ascolotl i am considering this both a compliment and an *urgent* referral

realising the fatal consequences of my actions this summer in that by carelessly consuming multitudes of fanfiction and televised sport simultaneously i am beginning to woobify the england cricket team

But above the grey land and the spasms of black dust which drift endlessly over it, you perceive, after a moment, the eyes of Doctor T.J. Eckleburg