Made with Fluff Fursuits & Art 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Made with Fluff Fursuits & Art 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@made_with_fluff
Trying to become a professional fursuit maker & Furry artist. (TW: NSFW art further down) | he/him | Germany | 23 y/o | taken | Telegram: @ joetzel





Someone put the “real fans” tweet into a handsome jack AI 😭 😭 Ohhh boo-hoo, $80 for Borderlands 4? Let me break out the world’s tiniest violin—crafted from Eridium and oiled with the tears of whiny Vault Hunters. Listen, cupcake, you’re not buying a game. You’re investing in a premium, galaxy-shattering experience personally engineered to blast your sad little dopamine receptors into orbit. You think quality loot and chaotic mayhem just code itself? You want guns that sprout legs, sing sea shanties, and explode into loot goblins without paying top dollar? Grow up. Back in my day, I built an entire moonbase with my own two hands (and a metric ton of disposable Hyperion interns), and you’re crying about spending a few bucks more to virtually murder skags with style? Puh-lease. But hey, if $80 is too steep, there’s always a solution: just don’t buy it. More legendary drops for the rest of us, and fewer mouth-breathing freeloaders clogging up my loot pools. Win-win. Stay broke, hero. •Handsome Jack President of the Galaxy, CEO of Hyperion, and your personal nightmare Credit: Duke_Newcombe
































