gone ape 🧨🚬

Hey man, you were asleep for a while. Don’t worry, it’s still Tuesday. But it’s 40,000 P.M.

@SuisizeMe Haha, true. If I read a post like that thinking it was serious, I'd just assume that person had been bonked on the head at some point and move along.

@madeafanfic It was so fucking funny and over the top absurd, I know Poe's law is a thing but if you can see a tweet like that and not laugh I wanna cut you out of my life like the brown spots on a banana. How can you engage with that seriously

On the brighter side, it was very funny to see something I randomly posted between Teams meetings descend into a theological discussion and referendum on the degree of my autism

@clevelandreaper No to pat myself on the back *too* much here but I always felt like that guy was a giant phony

“Hi, Mike Rowe here. You may remember me as the host of Dirty Jobs, the hit ‘00s reality show that focused on blue collar workers and affirmed the dignity of physical labor. I traded in the goodwill I earned for a new career as a full time corporate shill and right wing grifter”

Domestic violence guy who watches Slapfight compilations like how an amateur boxer might study Manny Pacquiao fights

I think if you read Infinite Jest and don't, in fact, receive an eternity's worth of laughs then you should be able to sue DFW's estate

Stalkers wouldn't get such a bad rep if they just changed their tone. Be like, "If I can't have you...then no one can!!!😜🥰☮️"

my mother was complaining about how a documentary my father is watching is boring and he just went “well im SORRY that nobody’s been RAPED and KILLED for your liking”

Did they ever figure out the name of the stinky lil rascal who caused the Covid pandemic?

@Naim__Ali he got invited to the cookout before the cookout even existed

John brown might honestly be the first wigger. Revolutionary level of wiggerdom

@CLTguy420 Raleigh makes Charlotte look like fucking New Orleans

@madeafanfic So it’s Charlotte haha

There's a widespread physiological phenomenon where every Redditor will immediately perk up if you mention the Randy Johnson bird-killing pitch

@bongobongohits Pulisic is maga so I think a lot of us would be welcome to that tbh

imagine if America lost at football on 4th July in Philly to North Korea in the world cup

@JohnnyDeneen Not surprising tbh, most funny guys I know only use humor as a manipulation tactic

Being a standup comedian is no different than being a politician. In the sense that when they get big enough, they realize they’re all in it together

Sonic goes to Belgrade

You can't NOT address this guy's eyes in the title of this video, it's journalistic malpractice

Didn't you die like 60 years ago?