Mr. Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Down on Spaghetti

Bring back the weed that made you laugh at nothing for 4hrs in a high school parking lot. Im over this infused crystal wax dipped rolled keef manual breathing death panic weed

We really dodged a bullet..

I could write the autopsy for you really quick: Joe Biden was the worst President America has had in decades, surpassed in incompetence only by their next nominee, Kamala Harris.

Californians, if you’re hitting the road this holiday weekend, be sure to AVOID Chevron. Pro tip: unbranded gas comes from the same refineries, storage tanks, and pipelines, and it meets the same state standards to keep your engine running clean, even if it doesn’t have a fancy name like ‘Techron.’  Big Oil is already making billions off Trump’s Iran War; don’t let them rip you off even more by overpaying for the brand name.

@MountainDew @BeeTEEZY5 WTF 🤦🏻‍♂️

Sorry y’all…we just ran out of Baja Blast indefinitely

Dude!! 👏🏽

@Redbeeea 4

Basit Bir Psikoloji Testi Hangi evi tercih edersin?

Cosign. Lousy Boomers.

@Hayesfawcett3 @UCLAFootball @Rivals @treyxhopkins @dyray22 @CoachGabeLynn @JuLikeThat @J_OuthouseJr4 @pakipole_moala @Coach_DiMike @CoachHitsch Do they have enough DB commits yet?? Sheesh thats all theyre targeting?

BREAKING: Class of 2027 CB Trey Hopkins has Committed to UCLA, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’2 195 CB from Philadelphia, PA chose the Bruins over Texas A&M and Virginia Tech “4’s up let’s do it!!!🐻🐻”

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Guess which state I’m in.. 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@TMZ @tom_tom12

EXCLUSIVE: Reese Witherspoon reunites with her ex-hubby Ryan Phillippe for their son's graduation! 🎓 Photos: bit.ly/4uV14Hu

@EricTrump @jrpsaki @MSNOWNews

I intend to sue @jrpsaki and @MSNOWNews over the below clip. To be clear: • Contrary to her monolog and blatant lies, I have NEVER been on the board of ALT5 — not now, not ever. Any person with basic access to Google and willing to open a company’s annual report or proxy statements would know this. • I have had zero involvement in any merger discussions involving any public entity I do not run or control. • I have zero business interests in China. No properties, no investments, nothing! I joined this trip for one reason: as a loving son who adores my father and wouldn’t miss being by his side for this incredible moment. During the bilateral talks, @LaraLeaTrump and I went to the Great Wall of China. More to come… x.com/Emolclause/sta…

One of the worst parts of COVID was watching Americans surrender their God-given freedoms to bureaucrats who were wrong about everything.

@dyingscribe She wes fuckin' around on him too. Allegedly.

He wasn’t even a bad guy or anything. She was just massively in debt because she was bad at House flipping so she took out life insurance policies on him. And then, after killing him with fentanyl, she was googling luxury prisons The first time she tried to kill him with fentanyl he got sick and was fine. And then she tried three weeks later Just to write a book and use her three sons as props to sell it

@jellybeanxoo Annoying

Describe me in one word

@Rebekah81USA @TMZ You ain't even from LA you stupid bitch. No body here wants another bloated tv personality with no experience you fuckin' loser

@TMZ This show is gonna be a hit !!!! I’ll be watching …Let’s go Mayor Pratt !

🎥 Exclusive: Spencer Pratt signed a contract to document the first family if he's elected Mayor of Los Angeles. Read more: bit.ly/3RGNF7e

Hey guys, why don’t they wanna talk about why I need a hotel in the first place? Karen Bass let my home burn down. Also 6,000 of my neighbors. NBD.

Spencer Pratt living up to his standards by staying at the Bel-Air Hotel is TOO RISKY! Please tell Spencer there is a perfect temporary housing solution for him near the Palisades that won't cost him votes! Karen Bass will approve! Make sure you VOTE Spencer Pratt on June 2nd so he can clean up Los Angeles!

@Fwater43277 @TMZ You're a dumb shit. Not even from LA im sure. Fuck off

@TMZ Who paid u to do this to him? His house is burned due to the mayors negligence. Does anyone prefer hotel to home? Also what kind of hotel is 1500 a night. Shame on u Tume Magzine

Spencer Pratt has gained traction in his campaign for L.A. Mayor by showing what he says Karen Bass did to his family -- forcing them to live in a trailer after his home burned down. Though, Pratt has really been staying at the Hotel Bel-Air for more than a month. Mind you, you can't get a room for less than $1,500 a night.