Messin’ With Lewbert

My menstrual cycle aligning perfectly along to this eclipse makes me feel feminine as fuck.. god DAMN am I in sync w the moon and tides

@amandalitman @jonfavs Him smiling and just general demeanor is freaking me out omg that is just… not what I pictured him looking like when listening to this infuriating interview 😭 giving very much:

Some thoughts on that DNC autopsy report and why this matters (and it’s probably not the reason you think.)

Not enough rich people are beach maxxing. If I had $10M in the bank I wouldn’t be building AI workflows I would be making piña coladas.

Having a strong sense of justice in a world where nobody gaf

@diet_tapwater Dude what that is so fucking weird😹

I bought this old book from a used bookstore today and the guy working there told me he was gonna give me a deal, ripped out one of the pages, and sold it to me for $15.. I think he ripped out the copyright page and I have no idea why

Hey why tf did it just cost my bf and I $150 for cat food, paper towels, deodorant, some frozen meals, and a pack of spindrifts 😃 nothing fun just a few fuckin things… we live in hell fr wtf

@diet_tapwater Stealing this meme rn it’s perfect

“we love you, from the moon.”

Girls be like “I’m gonna put on something to help me sleep” and it’s The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

@diet_tapwater Fuuuuckk rip sorry:,( king sheets are expensive asf for NO REASON!

@madialten this is so heartbreaking.. I have a king /: those are so cute

where do you buy bedding that isn’t $100 for a fitted sheet and two pillow cases

@diet_tapwater target.com/p/queen-vintag… Like so cute and solid price!

@diet_tapwater The kids ‘home’ section in target sells my favorite sheets I have 2 sets. Perfect simple cotton sheets with 2 cases and for only $30!! They have cute comforters there too! Unless you have a king idk?

“but you handled it so well” thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

i can't go on pinterest there are too many good images sometimes i get too hyped

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

en este mundo solo hay 3 personas que tienen la razón: las mujeres, la primera hija y la primera nieta. y yo soy las 3.

Walking along the towpath on this beautiful afternoon today, family walking towards us taking up the ENTIRE sidewalk… Ofc they say nothing as they let their very obese 7-ish year old boy, in a minecraft hoodie with a BINKY and iphone in his face, plow straight into me🙃

being hot and smoking weed is so awesome like im high asf and im hot

This warm spring wind is circulating the smell of the cilantro taqueria infront of my place throughout my apt… brings a tear to my eye, life is so beautiful sometimes

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20k$ cash

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?