madisyn maag

my dad and i will be taking autographs at any time

@BarstoolBG back when grumps was cool

What was your BG version of the “you had to be there”

Everyone is out drinking and I'm trying to solve the case on criminal minds before the team does

this baller

Stop forcing relationships and go be with somebody who really wants you.

@mel_marshmellow i think that “kid” is me baha

weird…

I SAID TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SAFE

*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”

She said "stay up, imma call you." I been awake for 4 days

What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever

The ADHD screening test should just be "try to schedule an appointment for your ADHD screening."

you can’t reason with someone who’s already decided to misunderstand you. even if your questions and explanations are kind and logical, they find ways to flip narratives & place blame on you. some people are unreasonable on purpose so they don’t have to be emotionally vulnerable

been waiting for him to release this shit since the 7th grade let’s gooooooo

Top 5 video in Twitter history? Has to be. Gets a laugh every time.

Looked significantly slower than 103 but okay

Most Touchdowns in Ohio #HSFB History 9. Blaine Maag, 99 TDs (Tie) High School: Columbus Grove (Columbus Grove, Ohio) Years: 2001-04 stadiumtalk.com/s/ohio-high-sc…