mads

i love Shrek 2

@kellyfarrington @raspberhrriies you’re right it’s from 2020 lol

@raspberhrriies I’m like 90% sure that’s from covid times

phoebe bridgers’ squarespace updated potentially suggesting a WORLD TOUR 😭

@GovernorAnne not in front of the kids 😭

I have been in two entire relationships since we broke up almost 4 years ago but this is his first since the breakup. So like. I’m sympathetic to the need to fire off “Hey did ya see I finally moved on??” flares. But c’mon man, stand up, not in front of the kids (our pool league)

Ex and I are on a pool team together. He has a new girlfriend—cool! But he keeps skipping matches and very dramatically texting the team like “We have dinner plans” so either: 1) get over me 2) I’m obsessed with this diva planning dates so her man can’t go play pool with his ex

We’ll Jump off that Bridge when we Get to it

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

My grandpa (92) wants all my little friends (twitter followers) to know today marks 71 years married to his sweetheart. He saw my grandma on Broad Street, and “accidentally” dropped his report card next to her to show off his straight As. The rest is history! 🦅🥨🔔

six years ago today, hayley released her debut solo album ‘Petals for Armor’ (2020)

pb3 rollout starting in the middle of nowhere

@steamrollersue i think she’s back to bleach blonde

Phoebe hair color predictions in the replies Go

Me asf rn

@sourcebridgers @thatsotruly who are the streets?! 😭

@thatsotruly streets are saying some old and new!

No cause what if Phoebe sings new songs tomorrow and we will have no fucking clue what they sound like

Puerto Rican Michael Jackson

i dont know! i dont know!

She’s laughed at on this app but this song is a masterpiece

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

What should I do for dinner and the entire rest of my life

Heart-shaped prayer book in a medieval painting and in real life.

never thought of Lizzy/ Darcy as the D plot but makes sense 😂 they’re all so clueless about the mating dance between them until Darcy proposes lmaoo

one of the best songs of all time

la grasa en el pelo te susurra cosas