mads

after my last big break up, i told my dad it was weird not getting a goodnight text anymore, & ever since then, he has texted me a goodnight text every night for a YEAR without missing a single night. they don’t make em like him anymore <3

usher & lil Jon: “YEAH… YEAH” me:

are we supposed to hate Rory? because…

@alex_moorhead12 @cjpitts04 still eating my beef jerky

@cjpitts04 @madison_kali No way you responded 2 years later

i don’t always offend people; but when i do, it’s because they find out i eat my steak well done

We cannot thank these dispatchers enough. They handled this Michigan State University shooter with speed and precision. Major applause to them.

@jessssssss_ica it’s personal now

the price of chai went up by a DOLLAR and now i understand why everyone’s stressing inflation😭😭😭😭😭

@alex_moorhead12 literally 🫡

@madison_kali Ex-chickfila workers🫡

so envious of people who just eat chicken without checking each piece under the light to make sure it’s not raw. life must be so simple and fun for them

my dad calls every electronic thing “google” - siri? google. autocorrect? google. alarm didn’t go off on your phone? that’s google

there’s TWO shawties 1. apple bottom jeans/ boots with the fur 2. baggy sweat pants/ reeboks with the straps

i didn’t forget the hold that monograms had on y’all in high school

i just want some good hibachi man

@codycovert29 therapy, huh?

@madison_kali 😎

was it a mutual experience that everyone talked to a stranger on the internet when they were like 13 and tried to talk them off a suicidal ledge or should i go to therapy? or both?

yo antique malls are either my favorite place or they overwhelm me completely there is no in between

@macattack3mc dang. mango lemonade it is ig

@madison_kali I'm the one person that's allergic to strawberries

strawberry lemonade is current hyperfixation

@macattack3mc why not??

@madison_kali You can have mine! Can have any

i love adult money